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Tabitha: I hate it when people use Pinocchio to deceive me.
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Johnny: What kind of mutant squirt are you, any how?
Timmy: Thats a bad thing to say!
Johnny: Now look here, Will Robinson, this is getting very old very fast, so you better quit messing around now, alright.
(Beat)
Wait a second, somethin' ain't right.
(Realizes his head has been placed on Timmy's body)
Johnny: Oh man! Kid, you are askin' for it!
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Timmy: You better be a nice man! You better think nice things about me!
Johnny: Or what?! (realizes he has been made smaller than a snail) Oh...mama...
Timmy: You think big bad things so I make you little.
Johnny: So much for the punishment fitting the crime!
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Timmy: You shouldn't yell at me!
Johnny: Oh, and why not?
Timmy: I like happy thoughts! If you think bad thoughts I'll make you go in the corn field!
Johnny: Blah blah corn field! What a brat!
(Johnny is magically transported to the corn field)
Johnny: Hey...what the...what's going on!?
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(Johnny arrives at Timmy's house)
Timmy's Mom: Oh, hi! You must be Johnny!
Timmy's Dad: We're glad to see you, Johnny! Real glad!
Johnny: Er, yeah whatever. I'm here to babysit for little Timmy?
Timmy's Dad: Oh, he's such a good boy! He's the best little boy in the world!
Johnny: Yeah, well...can I come in?
Timmy's Mom: It's nice that you want to come in! Timmy's in the den! Its good that he's in there! I like that he's in the den!
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Johnny: Look, kid! I'm doin' this for the money, so don't give me any trouble!