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1000 reasons why we hate Johnny

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    PIGGYDOOM

    [1]Mar 25, 2013
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    1. He's selfish


    2. He's bratty


    3. He makes puppy eyes

    Edited on 03/26/2013 3:17pm
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    FerrirGerras

    [2]Sep 16, 2013
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    4. He wants everything


    5. He whines whenever he does not get anything


    6. He is a smartass sometimes


    7. Other than that a dumbass


    8. Basically terrorizes the whole town


    9. He is the main character of this show


    10. He thinks he is so cool


    11. He is a liar


    12. He does all so "innocent"


    13. Combines whining with monolouging only so he gets what he wants


    14. Messes up everything he has in his hands


    15. Risks his life just to look cool


    16. Always survives literally evrything in these cases


    17. Annoys the living crap out of his father


    18. Annoys the living crap out of his sisters


    19. Annoys the living crap out of his History teacher


    20. Think about it, the teacher just wants to teach everyone history the right way, but Johnny fucks it up


    21. The teahcer has all right to scold him


    22. Annoys the living crap out of literally everyone else


    23. Plays bland violent games in his age


    24. He is basically a bully


    25. And technically a worse one than that Ginger who is supposedly the bully


    26. He is an asshole


    27. He wants to get that blonde girl, and when he gets to, he just annoys the fuck out of here


    28. Pisses on everything she likes


    29. He does not deserve a girlfriend


    30. He does not deserve any driends at all


    31. Oh wait, he has none


    32. He has his dog, but I do not count him


    33. His dog puts up with all the shit he does


    34. When Dukie (his dog) beats some sense into Johnny, Johnny still whines


    35. And also uses the whine-monolouge


    36. Admires a shitty rip-off of Pokemon


    37. And is a stereotypical 12 year old wannabe at this


    38. He is a sterotypical 12 year old wannabe at everything


    39. Steal literally any shit from his sisters


    40. Does not give a shit about it


    41. Does not give a shit about when his town is being destroyed


    42. Actually finds it "cool" to destroy his town


    43. Sets up shitty championships


    44. And thinks they are "World" championships


    45. But they are just pointless


    46. Like Johnny himself


    47. Like this whole show


    48. Because he just exists


    49. His father should just have pulled out


    50. Abuses everything he has in his hands


    51. I can not really think of 1000 reasons to hate him


    52. So I just fill this list up with otherwise convenient things


    53. Did I mention he is an asshole?


    54. He always wins at anything for being an asshole


    55. Fuck you


    56. He sucks at life


    57. Does not do anything productive


    58. Does not do anything at all


    59. Does not give a shit about that too


    60. Does not give a shit about anything ever


    61. Is always "the chosen one"


    62. Gets called by the military often


    63. Because the military needs his help


    64. I did not make this up


    65. He is not worthy of being called by a military


    66. Is not worthy of having a dog


    67. Is not worthy of living in a house


    68. Is not worthy of living at all


    69. Is not even worthy of being a background character


    70. You would still hate him for that


    71. But since he is the main character it is dangerous for everyone


    72. His sisters should just erase his memory


    73. Or better yet just destroy him


    74. Not wait, that is too exaggerated


    75. Just cancel this fucking show already


    76. He is worse than the new Spongebob


    77. He traveled with a time machine to the past just so he does not have to go to school


    78. No shit, he really did that


    79. Fucking asshole


    80. Did I mention that already?


    81. He makes me want to break a wall...


    82. ...and tear down my house...


    83. ...and kill a puppy...


    84. ...and a kitten...


    85. ...and find a way to get into the television...


    86. ...Just so I could break the living shit out of every bone in his body.


    87. Anyone that likes him is mentally retarded


    88. I respect other peoples opinions, but Johnny sucks, and that should be undebateable


    89. His name has been used a lot of bad characters


    90. I do not know everyone who has this name, but I know that this Johnny is the worst one ever


    91. He will probably plan a world domination in the future


    92. Oh wait, I forgot, he does not plan, he just does shit all the way


    93. He terrorizes his town already, so that is enough


    94. He pretends he learned a lesson, but fucks it up all over again the next episode


    95. CANCEL THIS SHOW NOW, MUTHAFUCKA


    96. Just seeing a part of him has a physical reaction in me


    97. I actually bashed my keyboard out of anger writing all of this.


    98. I got a new one and continued from here


    99. I just hate his fucking guts


    100. He has no guts at all


    101. He is a fucking pussy


    102. Already over a hundred


    103. I am eating Oreo cookies while writing this


    104. There were episodes where he almost died, the ones where I wished he would have died


    105. Sorry, that was a bit exaggerated. I wish he would have died in every second of my already shitty life seeing him


    106. He is worse than Marvin Marvin


    107. That is just my opinion


    108. Atleast Marvin was stopped before he could do any harm to our brains


    109. Johnny is still alive terrorizing our beloved Cartoong Network


    110. And Nickelodeon as well


    111. But I do not give a shit about Nick anyway


    112. He is also worse than Fanboy & Chum Chum...


    113. ...together


    114. Forget reason #76, he is not worse than the new Spongebob


    115. He is worse than anything I have ever seen in my life


    116. He rips off more things in single than any show ever could do


    117. Mainly Dexter's Lab...


    118. Dexter's Lab was cancelled, and yet this show is still alive


    119. Anyone that likes this show has no taste


    120. I know that


    121. Did I mention he annoys the living crap out of his father?


    122. I can not come up with anything else right now


    123. Please continue for me.


    124. Oh wait, I have some more


    125. He makes Marvin Marvin look like an Emmy contender


    126. No fucking shit


    127. You have to try hard to achieve that


    128. He makes the villains look good in comparison


    129. Even though they are shitty villains


    130. There is a Darth-vader ripoff that loves toast...


    131. Just putting that out there


    133. I want to vomit


    134. You just noticed I forgot #132


    135. You probably checked just to see if there was #132


    136. Ah fuck it, here it is.


    132. Johnny made me hate little 12 year old kids forever


    137. He is also worse than the new Patrick


    138. Can you imagine that?


    139. Ok, I am done


    140. I will try to come up with more reasons


    141. Johnny is a terrible human being


    142. I think he is no human at all


    143. He is an alien


    144. Or just stupider than any law allows to be


    145. This show sucks

    Edited on 09/16/2013 7:10am
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    johnnytestfan

    [3]Dec 16, 2013
    • member since: 12/16/13
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    that just shows that you have nothing better to do then sit here and critisize a cartoon character? you have issues. and I think this of johnny:

    * he is funny


    * he is attractive


    * he is caring


    * he identifies how a lot of people


    * hes likeable


    *he always ends up doing the right thing


    *his voice actor is reaally good


    * and he has 100 episodes because his show is GREAT!


    and because I have a life unlike you, I am not going to waste all my time on writing more about him that is great since I don't need to convince a person like you all the good stuff about him since you probably sit around on the computer all day.

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