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1. He's selfish
2. He's bratty
3. He makes puppy eyes
4. He wants everything
5. He whines whenever he does not get anything
6. He is a smartass sometimes
7. Other than that a dumbass
8. Basically terrorizes the whole town
9. He is the main character of this show
10. He thinks he is so cool
11. He is a liar
12. He does all so "innocent"
13. Combines whining with monolouging only so he gets what he wants
14. Messes up everything he has in his hands
15. Risks his life just to look cool
16. Always survives literally evrything in these cases
17. Annoys the living crap out of his father
18. Annoys the living crap out of his sisters
19. Annoys the living crap out of his History teacher
20. Think about it, the teacher just wants to teach everyone history the right way, but Johnny fucks it up
21. The teahcer has all right to scold him
22. Annoys the living crap out of literally everyone else
23. Plays bland violent games in his age
24. He is basically a bully
25. And technically a worse one than that Ginger who is supposedly the bully
26. He is an asshole
27. He wants to get that blonde girl, and when he gets to, he just annoys the fuck out of here
28. Pisses on everything she likes
29. He does not deserve a girlfriend
30. He does not deserve any driends at all
31. Oh wait, he has none
32. He has his dog, but I do not count him
33. His dog puts up with all the shit he does
34. When Dukie (his dog) beats some sense into Johnny, Johnny still whines
35. And also uses the whine-monolouge
36. Admires a shitty rip-off of Pokemon
37. And is a stereotypical 12 year old wannabe at this
38. He is a sterotypical 12 year old wannabe at everything
39. Steal literally any shit from his sisters
40. Does not give a shit about it
41. Does not give a shit about when his town is being destroyed
42. Actually finds it "cool" to destroy his town
43. Sets up shitty championships
44. And thinks they are "World" championships
45. But they are just pointless
46. Like Johnny himself
47. Like this whole show
48. Because he just exists
49. His father should just have pulled out
50. Abuses everything he has in his hands
51. I can not really think of 1000 reasons to hate him
52. So I just fill this list up with otherwise convenient things
53. Did I mention he is an asshole?
54. He always wins at anything for being an asshole
55. Fuck you
56. He sucks at life
57. Does not do anything productive
58. Does not do anything at all
59. Does not give a shit about that too
60. Does not give a shit about anything ever
61. Is always "the chosen one"
62. Gets called by the military often
63. Because the military needs his help
64. I did not make this up
65. He is not worthy of being called by a military
66. Is not worthy of having a dog
67. Is not worthy of living in a house
68. Is not worthy of living at all
69. Is not even worthy of being a background character
70. You would still hate him for that
71. But since he is the main character it is dangerous for everyone
72. His sisters should just erase his memory
73. Or better yet just destroy him
74. Not wait, that is too exaggerated
75. Just cancel this fucking show already
76. He is worse than the new Spongebob
77. He traveled with a time machine to the past just so he does not have to go to school
78. No shit, he really did that
79. Fucking asshole
80. Did I mention that already?
81. He makes me want to break a wall...
82. ...and tear down my house...
83. ...and kill a puppy...
84. ...and a kitten...
85. ...and find a way to get into the television...
86. ...Just so I could break the living shit out of every bone in his body.
87. Anyone that likes him is mentally retarded
88. I respect other peoples opinions, but Johnny sucks, and that should be undebateable
89. His name has been used a lot of bad characters
90. I do not know everyone who has this name, but I know that this Johnny is the worst one ever
91. He will probably plan a world domination in the future
92. Oh wait, I forgot, he does not plan, he just does shit all the way
93. He terrorizes his town already, so that is enough
94. He pretends he learned a lesson, but fucks it up all over again the next episode
95. CANCEL THIS SHOW NOW, MUTHAFUCKA
96. Just seeing a part of him has a physical reaction in me
97. I actually bashed my keyboard out of anger writing all of this.
98. I got a new one and continued from here
99. I just hate his fucking guts
100. He has no guts at all
101. He is a fucking pussy
102. Already over a hundred
103. I am eating Oreo cookies while writing this
104. There were episodes where he almost died, the ones where I wished he would have died
105. Sorry, that was a bit exaggerated. I wish he would have died in every second of my already shitty life seeing him
106. He is worse than Marvin Marvin
107. That is just my opinion
108. Atleast Marvin was stopped before he could do any harm to our brains
109. Johnny is still alive terrorizing our beloved Cartoong Network
110. And Nickelodeon as well
111. But I do not give a shit about Nick anyway
112. He is also worse than Fanboy & Chum Chum...
114. Forget reason #76, he is not worse than the new Spongebob
115. He is worse than anything I have ever seen in my life
116. He rips off more things in single than any show ever could do
117. Mainly Dexter's Lab...
118. Dexter's Lab was cancelled, and yet this show is still alive
119. Anyone that likes this show has no taste
120. I know that
121. Did I mention he annoys the living crap out of his father?
122. I can not come up with anything else right now
123. Please continue for me.
124. Oh wait, I have some more
125. He makes Marvin Marvin look like an Emmy contender
126. No fucking shit
127. You have to try hard to achieve that
128. He makes the villains look good in comparison
129. Even though they are shitty villains
130. There is a Darth-vader ripoff that loves toast...
131. Just putting that out there
133. I want to vomit
134. You just noticed I forgot #132
135. You probably checked just to see if there was #132
136. Ah fuck it, here it is.
132. Johnny made me hate little 12 year old kids forever
137. He is also worse than the new Patrick
138. Can you imagine that?
139. Ok, I am done
140. I will try to come up with more reasons
141. Johnny is a terrible human being
142. I think he is no human at all
143. He is an alien
144. Or just stupider than any law allows to be
145. This show sucks
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