In the first segment, Jon interviews Father Gregor Rand, a priest of the Mission Christiana Church, about his beliefs that Jesus Christ smoked a pipe.
Inspired, Jon begins smoking cigarettes, which immediately open up new doors for him as he enters the glamorous world of smoking. While at a club, Jon falls in love with a woman who only speaks French, and their relationship becomes a black and white Noir film.
Jon then interviews Reverend Rocco Janson of the Mezea Ministries and Condiments, Inc about his prediction for the end of the world... today. The woman Jon loves is in love with Rocco, and invites him to the end of the world celebration.
The finale is Jon's final conflict with smoking, Rocco Janson and the end of the world.
Filler Segment is"You Got Burned" where Jon and his crew film unsuspecting passersby, then immediately approach them and inform them they've been burned.moreless
When Jon's show runs out of money, he finds out that Dave has been using the money to fund a Broadway musical.
Jon accidentally runs over a gypsy woman while he is receiving "road head." The woman's mourning husband curses Jon with a terrible episode.
After a night of heavy drinking, Jon concocts a scheme so that he, Nathan, and Leo can miss work without being punished. The scheme creates a lot of press for Jon, but also some unpleasant consequences.
When a member of the crew dies under mysterious circumstances, the cops question Jon and the remaining crew members.
After close calls on the road, Jon is bitten by a Jewish man, and then bitten by a homosexual. These bites inflict some unique changes on Jon.
When the van breaks down, Nathan leaves to get refreshments for the team. Jon and the others are left alone in the desert, without any sound.
Jon travels through a star door to another dimension, only to be involved in a car crash with aliens.
Jon gets involved in a mob war that involves Little Italy and Little Little Italy.
Jon plays a prank on Rob at the Mexican border, so Rob is forced to make a new life for himself in Mexico. Years later, Jon takes a trip to go visit Rob.