JONAS L.A.

Kevin: Y'know, I do have an idea of how we can make this right. Nick: Really? Can you tell us your idea without using the words chowder, monkey, pogo, harpsichord, or time machine? Kevin: ...No.

Nick: (explaining to Carl how they divvy up the stuffed animals fans send) Joe likes woodland creatures, Kevin likes things that swim, and I like things that make noise. Carl: (picks up a bear in scuba gear that squeaks) What about this? Tom: I'll take that. (leaves) Nick: He'll give that to Frankie. Tom: (from the next room) No I won't!

Stella: Well I clearly remember the time in third grade when the Shoe filled my Penelope Peachpit purse with pudding! (Kevin snorts with laughter) Stella: You think that's funny? Kevin: No, ma'am. Joe: Stella, usually when a boy is mean to a girl, he's crushing on her. Stella: Are you defending him? Joe: No, ma'am!

Joe: Or that time at summer camp when that rabbit got into our tent and Kevin went off screaming? Kevin: The shadow made it look like a bear. Nick: With big floppy ears? Kevin: That's what made it more scary!

Stella: I got you a peace offering. It's French onion dip and somebody dipped a chip in it and the chip dip spot looks just like Nick! Macy: No way, there's no such thing as Jonas in a snack dip. I mean, there have been rumours but I.... (Stella opens the dip and Macy gasps) It does look like Nick! Look at the way the chives reflect his intense demeanour!