(After being trapped in the store by fans, making it impossible for them to get to the family dinner)
Joe: At least the sound of the fans' screaming will drown out the sound of Mom's heart breaking.
Kevin: Nope, I heard it.
Sandy: Since when does breakfast require a microphone?
Kevin: Well, you know how Joe likes pizza Chicago style? Well, he took the jet last night to Chicago and found himself some pizza.
Nick: Oh yeah, and he got in pretty late so he's sleeping in and he wanted us to record the breakfast meeting. No, really, he likes to hear the sizzling of the bacon.
(Joe staggers inside, his clothing ripped)
Kevin: Wow, we have some enthusiastic fans.
Joe: (Stunned) They took my socks without taking off my shoes. How do they do that?!
Stella: I got your 911, what's up?
Joe: Nothing, just hanging out.
Nick: Thought you might like to join us.
Kevin: Plus we're never gonna make it home for mom's dinner, our family's gonna be destroyed, and our lives are over!
Joe: Do these sunglasses make my head look fat?
Nick: No, your fat head makes your head look fat!
Songs featured during this episode:
Live to Party performed by the Jonas Brothers
Keep it Real performed by the Jonas Brothers
The theme from Chariots of Fire
This episode premiered as part of Disney Channel's "Night of Premieres".