JONAS L.A. Season 1 Episode 1

Macy: I'll be Joe, he's so cool, just the way he walks. Or maybe Kevin! He's so out there and wild like (plays air guitar). Or, or, Nick with all that intensity.
Stella: What do you do, just follow them around all day?
Macy: No, of course not....why, do they see me?

Nick: I made a total idiot of myself. How dumb can I be?
Joe: You're not dumb. You're just really intense, which is sad for you, but lucky for us because we get great songs out of it.
Nick: True.

Tom: (Talking to Nick) Your mother was the twenty third love of my life.
Kevin: No way!
Joe: Wow!
Tom: Yeah. I was walking down the aisle of a school bus and passed twenty two girls before I saw your mom. Ba-ba boom!

Joe: Do you see what I see?
Kevin: It's a cloud in a shape like a rabbit. Cute!
Joe: No, lower
Kevin: A rabbit in a shape of a cloud... even cuter
Joe: Higher
Kevin: Nick with a goofy smile on his face... Nick with a goofy smile on his face?
Joe: Now that's something you don't see everyday.