Jonathan Creek

Season 5 Episode 3

Gorgons Wood

Aired Friday 9:00 PM Feb 28, 2004 on BBC



  • Quotes

    • Jonathan: So, you've made that all-important transition then. From crime coverage to popular callisthenics.
      Carla: Assisted by our cross-promotional strategy with a leading cosmetics firm. With every video, a set of delicately scented face wipes, 'cause it may get a bit sticky once you're up to speed. [ to customer ] OK. Lots of luck with it then. Have fun.
      Jonathan [ reading box cover ]: You too can shed pounds with my triple whammy. Just follow me on screen and simply stretch, squeeze and shake it off?
      Carla: What's your point?
      Jonathan: Apart from a few dimwitted pumpers with more money than sense, who do you think mainly buys these things?
      Carla: I haven't a clue what you're insinuating.
      Jonathan: All I'm saying is if you put a tape like this in the shops with a free box of tissues, it may not give off the signals you intend.