Jonny Zero

Season 1 Episode 4

Who's Your Daddy?

Aired Friday 9:00 PM Feb 04, 2005 on FOX
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Episode Summary

Who's Your Daddy?
One of Velvet's friend baby has been stolen. Jonny goes to steal it back but turns out to be the wrong baby. Jonny also uncovers a black-market baby ring.

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    Miriam Colon

    Miriam Colon

    Lupe Calvo

    Guest Star

    Brian Tarantina

    Brian Tarantina


    Guest Star

    Lauren Hodges

    Lauren Hodges


    Guest Star

    Aunjanue Ellis

    Aunjanue Ellis

    Gloria Edmonds

    Recurring Role

    Chris Bauer

    Chris Bauer

    Douglas Stringer

    Recurring Role

    Ritchie Coster

    Ritchie Coster


    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (15)

      • Garret: Tell a lot about a man from his friends, can learn even more from his enemies.

      • Jonny: I can't carry a gun.
        Garret: This is New York. You can't afford not to.
        Niko: I told you we should've got him that purse instead.

      • (Jonny is trying on a suit, being watched by Garrett, Tull and Niko)
        Tull: Feel like I'm watching 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'.
        Niko: Maybe we should take him to get his hair done next.
        Jonny: At least I still got some.
        Tull: Got ya.
        Niko: Maybe it's 'Straight Eye For The Queer Guy'? Four years in prison can change a man's relation.
        Jonny: You would know.
        (Niko laughs sarcastically)

      • Random: We need to bail Jonny and Kalise outta jail. How much money you got?
        Velvet: Forty bucks.
        Random: Man, we need twelve hundred and fifty.
        Dora: I could turn a few tricks.
        Velvet: (to Random) Forget it.
        Random: I didn't say anything.

      • Hooker: Hey baby. You look like you could use some lovin'.
        Jonny: You look like you could use a shave.
        Hooker: For twenty bucks, you can take a razor to my whole body.
        Jonny: For five, I'll use a hammer if you don't get outta my way.

      • Gloria: (to Jonny) You got fired from you last job, you're living with someone you don't even know, your hauling around somebody's baby. Sounds like a recipe for success.

      • Jonny: You should've gone to the police.
        Dora: I have an outstanding warrant for drug possession.
        Jonny: You still using?
        Dora: 'Course not.
        (Jonny turns her head)
        Jonny: The correct answer's "no".

      • Lupe: (to Jonny) No time for God, huh? He always has time for you. Even when you were in jail, I'd pray everyday He'd look over you and bring you back safe to me.

      • (Jonny is held at gunpoint with the baby strapped to his body)
        Karl: Turn around.
        Jonny: So you can shoot me in the back? What if the bullet goes through me and hits the baby, huh?
        Karl: I'll shoot you in the head.

      • (Jonny gives the baby to Random)
        Jonny: I have to go to my Parole Officer in two hours.
        Random: I'm not staying here alone with a stolen baby!

      • (Random and Jonny go to change the baby's diaper)
        Random: Whoa, whoa. He's got no junk. What's up with that, man? He's got nothing, look at him.
        Jonny: I can see.
        Random: Is that some sort of congenital defect?
        Jonny: It's called a vagina, okay. Stop staring!
        (Random turns away)
        Random: Wait, wait. He's a she. Dora said her kid was a boy. (He realizes) You took the wrong baby!

      • Jonny: Dora said you have a baby.
        Stick: Dora should keep her mouth shut, unless it's work related.

      • Jonny: Hey, is Brian home?
        Kalise: Are you sure you'd rather see him than me?
        Jonny: It's business.
        Kalise: Oh baby. I'm all business.

      • (Jonny is looking for a job)
        Taxi Boss: I'd like to help you, man. I don't need drivers right now.
        Jonny: How 'bout in the garage? I know my way around an engine.
        Taxi Boss: Sorry. I don't hire cons. Besides, rumor is there's a price on your head.
        Jonny: From who?
        Taxi Boss: Don't know. Just a rumor. (Jonny walks away) Keep you head down, kid.

      • Random: What happened to you?
        Jonny: I went swimming. (He looks around the room) What happened in here? It looks clean.
        Random: You went swimming in your clothes?

    • NOTES (4)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Niko: Four years in prison can change a man's relation.
        Jonny: You would know.

        R.E Rodgers, who plays Niko, should know because he was a prisoner on Oz for 5 seasons.