Ethan: Crotches and hot coffee only mean one thing to me. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Hos, blow and insane stunt bonuses.
Bree: Hot coffee
Ethan: Hot coffee
Kaitlin: What are you guys talking about?
Cowboy: Kaitlin, hot coffee is a euphemism for sex. It was a secret mini-game coded into the video game. Players with the right downloaded mod could have up to six girlfriend and basically plow the daylights out of them between crime sprees. And yes, fellatio was involved.