Ethan's Grade 3 Report Card: Art A English A Science B- Home Ec B+ Math A- Gym C+ Ethan is a pleasure to teach and a joy to have in class.
Opening sequence groin kick: Studded turtle kicks blonde buff guy.
Kam Fong: May I offer my limo for those are too imbevrulated to drive?
(Raises Jim's shirt to her nose)
Carol: If only our love were this springtime fresh...and free of static cling.
Greg: So, you're here, I'm here, what was your third wish? Bree: Excuse me? Greg: You know, genie. Rubbing the lantern. Of course you could just rub me if you wanted that third wish to come true.
Carol: My father always used to say there is two things a man should keep clean. His gun and his conscience. Course I'd add underwear and bed clothes to that list. And teeth. Teeth are very important.
John: So... ladies first. Bree: Oh, such chivalry. And, uh, I'm glad to know that you think ladies should...come... first.
John: Everyone thinks I'm a pacifist cuz I grew up on a commune. That place was armed like a bunker. Bree: Really? John: My teen years resembled life with David Koresh and the Branch Davidians.
Daegan Fryklind was nominated for a 2008 Leo Award for Best Screenwriting in a Dramatic Series for his work on this episode.
Featured Music: "Noctuary" by Bonobo "Sandman" by The Dragons "Camoflague" by Fndmntl "What The Snowman Learned About Love" by Stars "Everlasting" by Remy Shand "Elevator Love Song" by Stars
John: My teen years resembled life with David Koresh and the Branch Davidians. David Koresh was the leader of a Branch Davidian religious sect, believing himself to be the final prophet. In 1993, the ranch was burned down killing Koresh and 53 adults and 21 children.
Jim: This calls for a celebration. Ducks unlimited. Ducks Unlimited is an international non-profit organization dedicated to the conservation of wetlands.
Carol: You are my little Elmer Fudd. Elmer Fudd is a hunter in the cartoon show Looney Tunes.
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