Judge Keeler: (To Amy) An enemy is not an enemy until they take action.
Judge Gray: I have not taken any action.
Judge Keeler: Not yet....
Maxine: (To Kyle) You have accomplished the self-distructive, I don't-give-a-damn look.
Lauren: (To Amy as Kyle walks by.) How do you cheat with sex?
Kyle: With alcohol, music, and Viagra.
Amy: (about the woman who wanted Amy to perform her divorce ceremony) She chose me because you have a great rearend.
Bruce: Yes. I do.
(Amy has finally conceded to explaining to Lauren things about marriages)
Lauren: What's an orgasm?
Amy: (Thinks for a moment) Oh, honey, I'm not sure if I remember anymore. I might have to look it up in a book.
Music: Peter Himmelman performed his original Emmy-nominated composition, "The Best Kind of Answer" from his "Unstoppable Forces" cd.