Judging Amy Season 3 Episode 7

Amy: So, it's not like flirting.
Bruce: No, it's not like flirting.
Amy: Because priests don't flirt.
Bruce: Not if they like their jobs.
Amy: So, we're talking nada? No heavy petting, light petting...?
Bruce: Do I look like I want to be having this conversation?

Amy: You think you're cute, don't you?
Bruce: I am cute. Here. We're on the set up committee. So, set up.

Amy: What's his deal?
Bruce: His 'deal' is his business. And I told you -
Amy: I know. You don't touch lettuce.

Prosecutor: If I had a 6-year-old sucking on some part of my anatomy and called it a bonding experience, I'd be arrested.

Prosecutor: I think Your Honor would agree that this is a little too happy of a meal.

Amy: Who's that?
Bruce: A friend. Where's your hair?
Amy: Where's yours?

Bruce: I have three rules. I don't lend money, I don't touch lettuce, I don't set people up.
Amy: You don't touch lettuce?
Bruce: It's cold, it's wet, it squeaks. I don't have to explain myself.