(About Eric's birthday)
Sean: Come on, last year when we took you bowling for your birthday that was awesome. This sucks monkey butt.
(Maxine glares at him)
Stu Collins: I'm always amazed at how much you forensic guys can tell by a couple of scratches. You're like those Indian trackers in old westerns that could tell the color of a guys hair by the way his horse walked through water.
Judge Nancy Paul: Do you buy suits for all of your charges or just the ones accused of murder?
Maxine: Are those my only options?
Judge Nancy Paul: Pretty much.