Lauren: Mom, you're being ridiculous. This is Peewee hockey. And besides, Grandma played field hockey in school. What's the difference?
Amy: The difference is that you fall on the field and get a grass stain, you fall on the ice and your head splits open...like a melon!
Maxine: They do wear helmets.
Amy: Hey Mom, this is between me and Lauren.
Music: The Stray Cats did "Rock This Town" from their "The Best of The Stray Cats" CD.