Amy: Yes, you nailed it. He's a cross-dressing serial killer.
Maxine: I know more about her ovaries than I do my own.
Vincent: This is what we call 'middle class angst.
Lauren: (talking about her book report) I was gonna do The Secret Garden, but I'm doing Everybody Poops instead. Amy: How about... 'Everybody Poops in the Secret Garden'?
Lauren: Why are they talking about us like we're not here? Amy: It's a family tradition, sweetie.
Bruce: Do you have a problem with me not being a woman? Amy: Not if you don't.
Vincent: She's asleep. Amy: She doesn't want me to tuck her in? Vincent: No. No, she's not interested. She says that she loves you, but that she's not in love with you. No, that was another conversation.
Lauren: That's ridiculous! Cars just don't start moving. Vincent: Please, Judge, give me a chance. I don't want to go to jail. Lauren: Well, what are you going to do for me? Vincent: I don't think Judge Barbie's supposed to say that. Amy: Ok, bedtime!
Amy: What? I don't look judicial? Maxine: No! You look like a deranged minister!
Vincent: No, no, no. It's a very bad idea to drink alone. Amy: Well, it's either that or matricide. Vincent: Then go ahead. I'll wait.
Vincent: You sure can clear a room. Maxine: It hasn't worked on you yet.
International Titles: -Germany: Fuer alle Faelle Amy (Amy in any case) -Croatia: Sutkinja Amy (Judge Amy) -Denmark: Amys ret (Amy's court or Amy's rights) -Finland: Amyn lailla (Like Amy or With Amy's law) -Italy: Giudice Amy (The Judge Amy) -Portugal: A Juiza (The Judge) -Spain: La Juez Amy (Judge Amy) -Sweden: Vem doemer Amy? (Who judges Amy?) -Slovenia: Nasa sodnica (Judging Amy)
Nielsens ratings Judging Amy Pilot came in at # 2; Pulled in 19.6 million viewers.
Music: David Bowie did "Under Pressure" from his "Best of Bowie" cd; Stevie Wonder did "Higher Ground" from his "Stevie Wonder - The Definitive Collection" cd.
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