Maxine: People do what they want to do. The rest is just excuses.
Maxine: What is that on your head?
Lauren: My wig. Mom bought it at a garage sale. It belonged to some lady who died.
Lauren: You're gonna die, Grandma.
Maxine: This may come as a shock to you, Lauren, but we're all gonna die.
(to Bruce after he explains what a short calendar day is)
Amy: I went to judge school.
Maxine: Lauren, your opinions are not as fascinating as you think they are.
Lauren: What's anorexia?
Maxine: A disease women get from reading magazines.
Judging Amy, Short Calendar was show again on 12/21/99, came in at #15 on the Nielsens ratings, pulled in 12.57 million viewers.
Nielsens ratings Judging Amy Short Calendar came in at # 29.