Judging Amy

Maxine: Why is this important to you? Sean: Because I'm mean and vindictive, I know I hide it well, but it's the truth. Maxine: Sean the man hasn't actually done anything- we broke up and he is free to run around town with any aging society bimbo he wants. Sean: And I'm free to punish him for being a moron. I don't like seeing you treated badly, and I see a way to do something about it, just give me this. Please?

Sean: I am trying to present a serious idea here. Maxine: Let me know when you get to it. Sean: A scholarship fund, we pick an inner-city kid that exemplifies the values the Potters hold dear. Maxine: Beer and Ice Hockey? Sean: Overcoming obstacles which seem insurmountble- like this conversation, I'll get all the dignitaries here even Roland. Maxine: Governor Roland? Now you've moved from dreaming to delusional.

Sean: Busy? Maxine: Very. Sean: Good, walk with me, talk with me, I've been thinking. Maxine: Gee I already don't like it. Sean: I think it's about time we made a few headlines of our own. Flashy headlines. Maxine: A regular diet of infanticide and sexual abuse is too low key for your taste?

Maxine: I am in the middle of being alone so you can help me by leaving. Sean: Are you mad at me? Maxine: Not yet.

Sean: He's baaack! Maxine: Yes, I've seen that. Sean: I know what's next, you'll be asking for days off, jetting to exotic locations, coming back with a spray-on tan right? Like you never left the room? Huh? Maxine: Thank you for that tawdry little novella.

Maxine: I know this bulletin board is everyone's idea of a good time, but some of us actually use it for work. So you can consider this the end of the largest dead cockroach of the week contest. Would you kindly flush the contestants? Kimberly: Do you have like no sense of humor? Maxine: That's correct. I'm a human fun-sucking vacuum.

Lauren: Grandma look your boyfriend's in the paper. Maxine: Lauren women my age don't have boyfriends, we have suitors and my ex-suitor is in China doing whatever the Mandarin term is for gallavanting. Amy: She's she's right. Here he is. Maxine: International business man Jared Duff spends a light moment with hostess and chairwoman Abigail von Facelift Nosejob. Recycle that (thrusts newspaper back to Amy) Amy: I'll shred it first. Maxine: You'd better.

Lauren: I hate all of my clothes Maxine: She spent yesterday with Chanelle.

Maxine: Great we're just a couple of hookers short of Atlantic City.

Donna: How was the movie? Kyle: It was good. Not bad. It sucked. Donna: Your little friend enjoyed it? Kyle: She fell asleep. Donna: Probably malnutrition.