Jared: Maxine, I forget. Why are we breaking up? Maxine: Because it's the right thing to do. Jared: I hate the right thing to do. Maxine: So do I. It's a pain in the ass.
Vincent: Please marry me. Carol: I'm wearing paper. Vincent: Okay? Carol: I didn't want to be wearing paper when I got engaged. Vincent: I could ask you again tonight when you're wearing clothes.
Maxine: You can't democratize a personal conviction. That's what this is. I'm taking a stand. And I'm more than willing to stand alone.
(Donna opens shower curtain) Vincent: Donna! I'm in the shower! Donna: No kidding. Vincent: Naked! (Donna hands him a towel)
Maxine: Is this what they call a high-class problem? Amy: I guess so. Maxine: Funny. Feels just like a regular one.
Amy: Why does this feel like it's a marriage? Bruce: Because it is. Amy: Without the obvious perks. (Bruce looks confused) You don't fix things around the house.
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