Just Shoot Me!

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Episode Guide

    • Paradise by the Dashboard (Part 2)
      Paradise by the Dashboard (Part 2)
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      Elliott's scared to tell Jack that he's dating Maya.
    • Paradise by the Dashboard (Part 1)
      Paradise by the Dashboard (Part 1)
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      Jack worries that at the rate Maya's going, she's going to end up an old maid.
    • Friends and Neighbors
      Friends and Neighbors
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      Maya's noisy neighbor moving out clears the way for Finch and Kevin to move in. But when Finch is given a space in the dorms on campus, he may leave Kevin out in the cold. Meanwhile, Elliott has trouble parting with his vintage car when he sells it to Jack.
    • Fast Times at Finchmont High
      Fast Times at Finchmont High
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      Finch goes undercover at a high school and winds up becoming incredibly popular. Jack discovers that the office mail guy is an incredible opera singer. Nina becomes celibate, following some advice from Elliott.
    • Slow Donnie
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      Jack and Finch discover a pneumonic-message system in the wall. Meanwhile, Elliott invites Maya to his house for his 'slow' brother Donnie's birthday party, at which Donnie reveals a secret to Maya. A gift of a parakeet explodes into a living nightmare for Nina.
    • Halloween? Halloween!
      Halloween? Halloween!
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      Nina throws a Halloween party, where Finch and Jack compete for Blush's newest cover model, Kelly. Meanwhile, the jealous Elliott tries to keep Vicki from going home with a guy she met at the party.
    • The First Thanksgiving
      The First Thanksgiving
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      The gang gathers for Thanksgiving at Jack's mansion in the Hamptons. Nina is convinced that Jack will fire her for being unhip. Jack sleeps with Elliott's mom, but Finch is convinced that Jack did the dirty deed with his date instead. And Maya just wants to put the perfect dinner together.moreless
    • How the Finch Stole Christmas
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      Finch sneaks a look at the office Christmas presents and is disappointed when he discovers that it's not what he wanted. Meanwhile, Nina learns the true meaning of casual wear, Elliott protests the commercialization of the holiday, and Maya rags Jack about his selfishness.
    • The Odd Couple (1)
      The Odd Couple (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      Finch is very frustrated when an old nemesis, Barry, shows up one day to gloat over his success. Not only does Barry own a successful business, but he is also engaged to their high school homecoming queen. Finch agrees to a double date with Barry and his fiancée, and he wants desperately to show Barry up by scoring a better looking date. He finds his answer in the form of Adrienne, a gorgeous supermodel. Meanwhile, Jack makes plans to have his photo taken in front of a new painting in his office, but unfortunately, he doesn't realize that the painting depicts an obscene act.moreless
    • Brandi, You're a Fine Girl
      Brandi, You're a Fine Girl
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Finch's old friend, Bert, visits with surprising news—he's now a sexy woman named Brandi. This causes problems for Finch when he becomes attracted to Brandi. Meanwhile, Elliott tries to get Nina to be nicer to her assistant.
    • Lemon Wacky Hello
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      Jack returns from his trip to China and he brings back gifts for everyone, including a strange candy called Lemon Wacky Hello. The Hello proves to be very wacky indeed, as it contains a hallucinogenic drug that puts everyone into an acid-trip-like state and disrupts Maya's first chance to put the magazine together by herself.moreless
    • Bye Bye Binnie
      Bye Bye Binnie
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      Nina's long time friend Binnie unexpectedly dies, and Nina has a hard time dealing with it until Elliott confronts her. Meanwhile, Jack has a new pet: a mini-computerized egg that will do almost everything Finch does, causing him a great deal of jealousy. Finch then decides it's time for him to do something that will take him to the higher steps of life and go to college, through the Gallo Foundation Scholarship.moreless
    • The Goodbye Girl
      The Goodbye Girl
      Season 7 - Episode 23
      Hairstyling once again occupies Vicki, who's "dyeing" to give Blush the brush; Nina takes under her wing the female impersonator who's portraying her in a cabaret show; and Dennis rides roughshod over his new assistant—Elliott.
    • The Assistant
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      Maya's new assistant, Cindy, is certainly eager, but also incompetent, and Maya's work suffers because of it. Meanwhile, Finch and Elliott sabotage Nina's radio appearance by giving her a phony Word-a-Day calendar.
    • Erlene and Boo
      Erlene and Boo
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      Nina's sister Erlene visits New York for the first time from Kansas. Nina becomes jealous when Erlene becomes extremely popular around the office. Meanwhile, Jack is determined to find out who booed him during a speech to the office.
    • Nina Van Mom
      Nina Van Mom
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      Jack challenges Elliott to a game of darts and hits him in the back when Elliott accuses him of being too competitive. Meanwhile, Nina reveals that she had a daughter 34 years ago that she gave up for adoption, and her daughter is trying to find her. Nina enlists Finch to pose as her "son" but when she tells her daughter the truth, she wants nothing to do with her.moreless
    • The Experiment
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Determined to prove that good-looking people have an unfair advantage in the job market, Maya concocts an experiment. She'll send two people to interview for the same job- one is unattractive but perfect for the job; the second has the brains of a stegosaurus but is gorgeous. She soon falls victim to the very prejudice she is trying to fight when she and the good-looking guy start dating. Also, Nina begs for the chance to participate in an office prank on Finch while Jack struggles with the complicated assembly instructions to his baby daughter's dollhouse.moreless
    • The Last Temptation of Elliott
      The Last Temptation of Elliott
      Season 7 - Episode 19
      A new Blush intern takes a liking to Maya. Dennis pretends to be a sinner needing salvation when he goes to Elliott's Bible-study class.
    • Future Issues
      Future Issues
      Season 7 - Episode 21
      The series finalé centers on a send-off for retiring Jack, whose staffers share memories, shed tears and pay affectionate tribute. Finch puts his feelings into rap, while Nina likens Jack to---what else?---"a perfect glass of Scotch."
    • My Fair Finchy
      My Fair Finchy
      Season 7 - Episode 17
      Maya tries to curb the overt flirtation between Finch and a co-worker. Meanwhile, Jack and Nina desperately compete to get the best treatment from the office's cleaner.
    • Toy Story
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      As a prank, Finch switches the cards on two of Elliott's birthday gifts: those from Maya and Persky. As a result, Elliott believes that Persky has given him a really cool video game system, and Maya has given him a box of kinky sex toys. Meanwhile, when the racehorse Jack bought with Robert Goulet acts up before the big race, he enlists Nina's aid to calm it down.moreless
    • Liotta? Liotta!
      Liotta? Liotta!
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      Ray Liotta appears on The Tonight Show, pledging his love to Maya. She rejects him until he agrees to give up being in the public eye for her. Elliott and Finch play a joke on cocky Jack, who has bought a desk once owned by George Washington. Nina creates a one-woman show based on her life.moreless
    • There's Something About Allison
      There's Something About Allison
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      Finch's old buddy Bert - now a transsexual named Brandy - joins Finch as a couple at their high school reunion in order for Finch to arrive with a beautiful blonde while Bert/Brandy can attend without revealing his true identity. At the reunion, the girl they both competed for in high school hits it off with Brandy and reveals her past crush on Bert. Meanwhile, Maya and Elliott decide to become intimate with no strings attached.moreless
    • Nina's Bikini
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      It's a day to celebrate for Nina- her famous bikini is about to be put on display in the Model Cafe, a sort of Hard Rock Cafe for supermodels. Her mood turns from celebration to despair, however, when she finds out exactly where in the cafe it is being displayed. Meanwhile, Jack has Elliott take boudoir photos of him as an anniversary present for his wife, but neither model nor photographer is without reservations.moreless
    • The Auction
      The Auction
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      Jack doesn't like Finch's gift of dog tags. Nina hooks Elliott up with a 'friend' for Jack's charity auction after he discovers that Maya has a date already. Finch, acting as auctioneer, tries to undermine the auction when he discovers that Jack threw his gift away.
    • First Date
      First Date
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      Finch tries to find a new model girlfriend. Maya and Elliott try to decide what to do about their kiss. Maya proposes a dinner "meeting" since neither of them can bear to call it a date.
    • Maya Stops Thinking
      Maya Stops Thinking
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      Maya has a one night stand with a guy who says he's a doctor and moving to Spain. However, they're both surprised when he turns up as Blush's new creative consultant the next day. Meanwhile, Elliott becomes obsessed with getting Finch to do a good deed.
    • The Talented Mr. Finch
      The Talented Mr. Finch
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      Finch forgets to tell Jack about an important meeting with foreign clients, so he assumes Jack's identity and attempts to close a deal without Jack's knowledge. Meanwhile, Nina and her rock star boyfriend Simon force themselves to go clean in an attempt to get Nina's hard-partying granddaughter to change her ways, and Elliott seizes an opportunity to confront his high school bully.moreless
    • How Nina Got Her Groove Back
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      Nina gets into a catfight with modeling rival Margo Langhorne, then becomes upset when Margo decides to retire from modeling. Jack is upset that Donald Trump has a sandwich named after him and gets Finch to attach his name to a park. Maya's new boyfriend enjoys taking his shirt off in public. And Elliott's wearing new shoes to please his girlfriend, but they only make him slip.moreless
    • With Thee I Swing
      With Thee I Swing
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      Jack worries over what to get Donald Trump for his birthday; the two share the same one and Trump always gets him a better gift. Finch breaks the "assistant's code" when Jack presses him for information on the gift. Meanwhile, Maya and Elliott search for a couple who shares their interests. The couple they meet, however, misinterprets their offer to go swing dancing.moreless
    • Maya Judging Amy
      Maya Judging Amy
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      Maya is looking for a new assistant and thinks she's found the perfect one when Amy Watson, a good looking, young, and intelligent woman shows up at the office. Meanwhile, Elliott finds himself in an awkward position after setting Kevin up with a woman.
    • Maya's and Tigers and Deans, Oh My
      Maya's and Tigers and Deans, Oh My
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      Jack and Elliott think Nina's new boyfriend, magician "The Amazing Zigmund," is gay. Zigmund hits on Elliott--or does he? Meanwhile, Maya decides to enact revenge on her new high school intern after discovering that he plans to dump his girlfriend in the same manner she was dumped many years ago.
    • Where's Poppa?
      Where's Poppa?
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      Jack fears that Maya's new boyfriend may be his illegitimate son from a one-night stand many years before. Meanwhile, Finch has been living with Elliott since Maya kicked him out of her old apartment. When Elliott decides that it's time for him to go, Finch goes to long lengths to be able to stay.moreless
    • Son of a Preacher Man
      Son of a Preacher Man
      Season 7 - Episode 18
      After moving into Jack's building, Elliott forms a protest against the building association. Meanwhile, Simon's parents leave Nina with an erroneous first impression.
    • Jesus, It's Christmas
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      At Maya's urging, the gang agrees to forego the usual gift-giving tradition and pool their money into a donation for someone less fortunate than they are. The recipient turns out to be night custodian Jesus Santos, whom Maya meets while working late one night. Things become extremely awkward when Jesus decides what to spend the money. Meanwhile, Finch conspires to get Elliott to let him tag along on his trip to the Caribbean for a Christmas photo shoot with five gorgeous models.moreless
    • The Two Faces of Finch (2)
      The Two Faces of Finch (2)
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      Elliott encourages Dennis to give Betsy a chance, since he thinks she's perfect for him. Meanwhile, Maya struggles with the possibility of her father giving her special treatment when she asked for a raise and pretends she is leaving the magazine.
    • The Proposal (1)
      The Proposal (1)
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      Elliott plans to propose to Maya on her birthday. Nina is being honored in her hometown in Kansas. However, after Nina's plans are cancelled, she interferes with Elliott's plan by tagging along to dinner with him and Maya.
    • Puppetmaster
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      Maya's coworkers find it strange when she begins dating Steven, the host of a children's puppet show. As far as she's concerned, though, their relationship is going very well--until she suspects Steven is using the characters on his show to criticize her. Meanwhile, Nina decides to enter the entrepreneurial world, but her choice of investments--a nightclub that doesn't even have a name--is questionable indeed. Also, a heartfelt confession of Elliott's (he sometimes wishes he was a woman) during the guys' emotional viewing of Brian's Song comes back to haunt him.moreless
    • Sugar Momma
      Sugar Momma
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      Finch finds himself a kept man after romance novelist Allison Spencer begins to offer him gifts for sex. Meanwhile, while serving as fashion consultant for the American Film Awards pre-show on E!, Nina criticizes a handicapped actor's shoes, causing a national uproar.
    • Finch in the Dogg House
      Finch in the Dogg House
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      Jack discovers Finch and Allie; he fires Finch the next morning. Two weeks later, Jack has a new secretary, for whom Elliott and Nina cannot decide their feelings for. Finch wants to come back, but finds a job as Snoop Dogg's assistant when Jack refuses.
    • The Devil and Maya Gallo
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      Maya begins work at Blush. Jack welcomes her to the office by showering her with a ton of gifts and presenting her with a great new office, complete with the best in office accessories. Maya is completely caught up in the thrill of it all until she discovers the reason her father is doing it- to distract her from her plans to change the magazine.moreless
    • The Gift Piggy
      The Gift Piggy
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      Elliott goes to traffic school where Finch is his teacher. Nina and Maya debate why they were invited to a coworker's bridal shower. Jack accidentally sets Kevin's pet tarantula loose in the office.
    • The Book of Jack
      The Book of Jack
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      Jack takes a vacation and uses the time to fulfill his dream of writing a novel. But when he gets frustrated, he pays an English professor to write the book for him. Meanwhile, Maya, Elliott and Nina are left to oversee the magazine and can't agree on even the smallest decisions.moreless
    • Nina Sees Red (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      Red Finch is visiting and Dennis is trying to avoid him because of his father's recent divorce. Elliott is excited about the possibility of working with his crush, Tyra Banks, but scares the hell out of her due to Jack's stun gun.
    • Da Sister Who Loved DiMauro
      Da Sister Who Loved DiMauro
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      Rhonda, the beautiful but foul-mouthed sister of Vicki, immediately falls for Elliott. But when Elliott feigns interest in Rhonda only to ultimately make himself seem more interesting to Vicki, he finds himself in an awkward situation and only Finch can save him. Meanwhile, Jack sets up closed-circuit cameras everywhere in an attempt to keep his eye on everyone while he's home recovering from foot surgery.moreless
    • Sweet Charity
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      In hopes of making a difference at the magazine, Maya suggests that everyone get involved with the charity she's supporting. Convinced that it would make for good publicity, Jack orders the staff to help with a book drive and to pitch in as reading volunteers. But while disappointed in the efforts of the staff, Maya is most upset when her father fails to show up as promised. Chastised by Maya, Jack promises to do anything she wants to help the charity. When Maya doesn't believe him, Jack quickly writes the foundation a check for $50,000. However, his generosity backfires when the foundation chooses Jack, and not Maya, to honor as their Humanitarian of the Year. After watching her father being photographed for the foundation's newsletter with supermodel Amber Smith, Maya is madder than ever about having her efforts overlooked. Yet, when asked to deliver a testimonial to her father's generosity at the awards banquet, Maya declines to use the opportunity to even the score. However, after learning that Amber Smith is being honored, too, Maya explodes in anger at the banquet's hosts, unaware that they've named the award after her.moreless
    • Jack's Old Partner
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      While writing his memoirs, Jack suddenly contracts a horrible case of writer's block. He then realizes why; he has come to the place in his memoirs where he fired his old partner, Herb, just before Blush took off. Meanwhile, Nina's problems with an IRS audit seem to be over when the female auditor takes a liking to Elliott, but in fact, they're just beginning.moreless
    • Hostess to Murder
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      Maya's attempt to host a murder mystery party is plagued with problems. Elliott wants to ditch the party for an Armani gala being held on the same night, Nina shows up with Maya's old boyfriend Derek, Jack wants to wear Elliott's costume, Finch is trying to make time with the caterer (who is dressed as a large-bosomed French chambermaid), and gamemaster Larry is a down-on-his-luck actor who spends most of the party on the phone with his agent.moreless
    • Nina Van Grandma
      Nina Van Grandma
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      Nina is trying so spend some quality time with her granddaughter Tess. Chloe asks Nina to keep Tess from bars, boys and clubs, but all Tess wants is to get wild. Meanwhile, Jack insists on giving Maya a birthday present, but has no luck with his ideas or Elliot's.
    • A Divorce to Remember
      A Divorce to Remember
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      Finch and Adrienne return from a wonderful honeymoon in Tahiti, but upon their return, Finch is hit with a hard dose of reality. If he is to maintain his "cool" image in Adrienne's eyes, he will have to give up a lot of his favorite things, such as action figures, sci-fi conventions, and cat shows. Meanwhile, Maya and Elliott fret over whether their marriage is legal or not and end up seeking out the help of the cult's strange lawyer, Larry.moreless
    • The Two Faces of Finch (1)
      The Two Faces of Finch (1)
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      Jack hires Betsy Frayne as the new security officer for the office, and Finch freaks out. Betsy went to college with him, and Dennis says she stole his personality. Meanwhile, Elliot forbids Jack from eating his cannolis after Maya and Nina accuse him of being Jack's bitch.
    • What the Teddy Bear Saw
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      Jack enlists Finch to stop off at his house and check up on his new nanny. However, Finch ends up having sex ("Twice!") with the nanny. But his joy may turn to embarrassment after he discovers Jack had a hidden camera installed in the room that they used. Meanwhile, Elliott neglects a favor Maya asked him to do, and Nina joins a cult.moreless
    • Two Girls for Every Boy
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      Finch is convinced that a model likes him, only it turns out that she likes Maya instead. He sets out to create the ultimate male fantasy: watching two females go at it. Meanwhile, Elliott and Nina go overboard in their insults after Jack tells them that he just wants to be one of the guys.moreless
    • Rescue Me
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      An office blood drive turns into a storytelling session, as Finch, Elliott, and Nina relate to queasy donor Maya and nurse Tisha the tales of how Jack rescued them from rather desperate situations.
    • Nina Sees Red (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      Finch takes the news of the engagement quite badly. Not only is he concerned for his father's well-being, the prospect of having Nina as his stepmother terrifies him. Meanwhile, Elliott miraculously gets another chance with Tyra Banks, but once again, Jack accidentally screws things up for him.
    • For the Last Time, I Do
      For the Last Time, I Do
      Season 7 - Episode 20
      Prenuptial tensions beset Nina upon learning that the minister is her intended's former girlfriend, who's still very fond of him.
    • Christmas? Christmas!
      Christmas? Christmas!
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      It's Christmas time and Jack throws his annual party at the office. He dresses up as Santa, and tells Elliott's nephew that he won't get any presents for being a naughty boy and pushing Hannah out of the line. Meanwhile, Kevin's cousin, Ray Liotta, attends the party and sparks fly between him and Maya, but Ray's odd obsession with Christmas scares her away. Finch and Nina fight over who creates the best new Christmas song.moreless
    • Strange Bedfellows
      Strange Bedfellows
      Season 7 - Episode 24
      Jack is attracted to the feminist who is threatening a boycott of Blush. Meanwhile, Nina's dead friend, Binny, appears and tells Nina she will soon cheat on Simon, much to Nina's displeasure.
    • Nina's Birthday
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Fed up with Maya and Nina's constant bickering, Jack asks Maya to throw Nina a birthday party as a goodwill gesture. Maya tries her best to be nice, but Nina's relentless barbs push Maya to her limits. Also, Finch claims that Elliott's success with women is entirely due to his glamorous job, so he comes up with a bet to prove it: Elliott must pick up women, same as always, except he must do it under the pretense of a different job title assigned to him by Finch.moreless
    • The List
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Jack fears for his reputation when he falls to #100 on the Power 100 list, and Nina's idea to improve his standing by sending out a special collection of Blush covers to remind people how important the magazine has been backfires. Meanwhile, Finch meets idol Mark Hamill at Bartini's and annoys the hell out of him.moreless
    • Nina's Choice
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      After yet another relationship goes sour, Nina realizes that her lack of romantic success is probably due to her tendency to make bad choices in men. Her resolve to start making good choices is tested almost immediately when her old boyfriend, Roy, breaks out of prison. Meanwhile, Jack, Finch, and Elliott engage in a series of wagers on how predictable each other's behavior is.moreless
    • Eve of Destruction
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      Maya's mother visits the magazine and promptly becomes embroiled in a battle for a painting with Jack. Meanwhile, a new efficiency expert "hired" by Jack turns out to merely be Jack's golf caddy.
    • La Cage
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      At first, Elliott's attempts to warn Finch about dating his ex-girlfriend, supermodel Nikki Elston, seem like just jealousy. However, there's more than a grain of truth in his warnings- Nikki is a true nutcase who delights in putting men through hell. One of her favorite stunts is locking them on a perch in a giant birdcage. Meanwhile, Nina's attempts to get a raise from Jack are subverted by the discovery of the truth about her use of the company's expense accounts.moreless
    • The Odd Couple (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      Finch announces his engagement to Adrienne at the office, but it takes several minutes to make everyone believe it. When they finally do, though, it begins a heated argument between Maya and Elliott over whether Finch and Adrienne's love is for real.
    • Back Issues
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Out of work and out of money, Maya is forced to ask for a job from the one person in the world she least wants to work for- her father Jack. When she gets there, she has to face some unexpected competition from Jack's current employees: fashion editor Nina, who fears Maya will squeeze her out of her job, secretary Finch, who fears Maya's presence will diminish his influence with Jack, and head photographer Elliott, who hates having to put up with Maya's resentment of his attitude toward women. The biggest obstacle of all proves to be Maya's own pride and her hatred of all Jack and Blush stand for.moreless
    • Sewer!
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      Maya tries to compete with her old college roommate's globetrotting journalistic ventures by spending a night in a sewer in hope of getting her first hard-hitting news story in a year. Meanwhile, Nina and Finch throw a wild surprise party for Jack.
    • Paradise by the Dashboard Light (1)
      A few weeks have passed since Elliott and Kaylene started dating, and the two are starting to get extremely close—a little too close as far as Elliott is concerned. Jack, fearing that Maya will turn into an old maid unless she finds a man soon, enlists her in a dating service with the hope that 'Mr. Right' will pop out.moreless
    • Lies & Dolls
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      Maya becomes smitten with a United States Senator, but loses him to Nina through a series of deceptions on Nina's part. Meanwhile, when it is revealed that Elliott stole a Six Million Dollar Man doll as a kid, he becomes racked with guilt over it while Finch can only think of the potential collector's value of the item. Finally, Jack decides to see what life is like from his employees' point of view and moves his desk into the center of the office.moreless
    • Finch Chasing Amy
      Finch Chasing Amy
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      Finch and Elliott compete for Amy's affections, with Finch finally gaining the lead after an emergency with her beloved cat. Meanwhile, after Jack introduces a point system for positive reinforcement, Maya and Nina only use it as a source for competition.
    • Twice Burned
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Jack desperately wants to get his daughter Hannah a spot in the prestigious Woodbridge School, but there's one slight problem. The Gallo name isn't exactly a hallowed one there since former student Maya once burned down a wing of it. When the headmaster blames Jack's failure to take an interest in Maya's life for the incident, he has his hands full trying to right two wrongs - one to the school and one to Maya. Meanwhile, Elliott and Nina bond when they discover both are fans of blues musician Cholera Joe Hopper.moreless
    • A Spy in the House of Me
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      When Maya's first love, John Kenny, pops back into town she becomes as happy as she's ever been, as the two find their old spark back in full force. However, Jack is angry about the whole thing, as he still has not forgotten when he walked in on the two of them fooling around. Meanwhile, Finch uses a 'tough love' method to train a new intern, while Nina's television appearance is ruined when an old allergy acts up.moreless
    • My Dinner with Woody
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      Maya's fantasy piece about a dinner with Woody Allen brings notice from a lot of people--including Woody Allen himself, supposedly. The man who shows up at Maya's office the next day is not Woody Allen, but he presents himself as such, and actually seems to believe he is. Maya finds herself playing along with the charade until their relationship and her life turn into her favorite movie, Annie Hall. Meanwhile, a mix-up over eyedrops causes Jack to temporarily lose his sight.moreless
    • The Walk
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      What starts out as a normal, everyday office meeting turns into a huge enigma when the easygoing Jack suddenly loses his temper for no apparent reason and refuses to talk about it. The gang takes it upon themselves to discover the reason for his outburst, but with every lead they follow, the mystery just gets deeper and deeper. While this is going on, Finch tries to attract a pretty coworker by following Elliott's advice and playing hard to get.moreless
    • The Withholder
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      Finch returns from Jamaica after a failed attempt at romance with Courtney, who played him, as it turns out. Elliott steps in to try to prove what a friend he is to Finch by giving her a dose of her own medicine—getting her hooked on him and then telling her to kiss off. Meanwhile, Jack makes another bet with Donald Trump—whoever loses less weight has to wear a dress during their golf game.moreless
    • The Bad Grandma
      The Bad Grandma
      Season 6 - Episode 21
      Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother becomes more interested in spending time with Finch than her own grandson. Meanwhile, Maya wants to bring a little patriotism to the Blush office with small American flags for everyone, but Jack decides to make a grander gesture, with disastrous results.
    • Nina in the Cantina
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      When Maya scores an interview with legendary rocker Nick Hewitt, a flood of memories is triggered for Nina of the affair they had 25 years ago. Meanwhile, Elliott's extreme jealousy of Annie Liebowitz is exploited everywhere he turns, while Finch tries desperately to get rid of an ugly handmade vase given to him by Jack.moreless
    • The Proposal (2)
      The Proposal (2)
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      Maya gives Elliott the ring back. Elliott proposes again and passes out again. Maya comes to the realization that Elliott is not interested in what she is and kicks him out of their apartment. Meanwhile, Finch discovers that a porno was shot in Jack's office. After discovering that Nina may be the one behind it, he uses her contacts to get a script of his made.moreless
    • In Your Dreams
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      Appalled at how bad she looks in her current ID photo, Maya agrees to let Elliott take a new photo of her which will make her look more attractive. Unfortunately, Elliott makes her look a little too attractive. A racy dream that ensues only adds to the trouble. Meanwhile, Finch power trips big time by writing a lengthy new office policy which seems to serve his own interests more than those of the office.moreless
    • Sid & Nina
      Sid & Nina
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      Finch is DJing a bar mitzvah, which Nina is tricked into attending by the man of honor who has the hots for her. Meanwhile, Jack and Elliott aggrivate Maya when they flip-flop their desire to date a woman based on whether or not they think the other one wants her.
    • College or Collagen
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      Mentoring seems to be going really well for Maya- her protégé; Karey is doing fabulously in her first year of college. However, Karey is now at a crossroads wondering what to do with her life. Maya tries to push her to stay in school and make the most of her college years, but she hits an obstacle in the form of Nina, who wants Karey to put her natural talents to use as a model. Meanwhile, Jack and Finch have an illicit "fling" with each other- as bridge partners.moreless
    • About a Boy
      About a Boy
      Season 6 - Episode 13
      Finch schemes to hire a sexy au pair to care for his nonexistent son. Elliott and Jack have trust issues after Jack gives Elliott a loyalty test.
    • At Long Last Allie
      At Long Last Allie
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      Jack's ex-wife, Allie, demands a job at Blush as part of their divorce settlement, however she reveals to Finch that it's merely a plan to win Jack back. Meanwhile, Nina ruins Elliott's relationship with a therapist.
    • A Night at the Plaza
      A Night at the Plaza
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Nina and Finch don't know about Jack's divorce yet. Jack moves into the Plaza Hotel for privacy. Maya wants Elliott to read an article about relationships but he doesn't, which causes problems. Everybody gathers in Jack's room. Finch and his singing group, 2 Fine, perform.
    • Bravefinch
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      Finch's complaints about doing petty errands bring an unexpected response from Jack--he hires a personal assistant, Kenny. Meanwhile, Nina's attempts to quit smoking backfires in multiple ways.
    • Blackjack
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      Jack discovers a young black man masquerading as his son in an attempt to gain important business contacts. Elliott and Nina serve as judges for the Rave TV Fashion Awards, but Elliott becomes dismayed after observing bribery. Maya wants to create a new literary magazine.
    • Pass the Salt
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      A surprise visit from his fireman father leaves Finch puzzled, since the two had always been emotionally distant from one another. When Red Finch suggests that he and his son spend some quality time together, Finch can only surmise that his father is either dying or having an affair. Meanwhile, Maya invites Jack to her apartment to dinner in order to convince him that the neighborhood she lives in is not as bad as he thinks.moreless
    • The Impossible Dream
      The Impossible Dream
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      Finch and Elliot are fighting over Amy. Jack warns Amy that the fight is interfering with the office work environment, and so Finch and Elliot come up with a compromise. Meanwhile, Jack and Nina try hard to show Kevin the good of being rich and end up corrupting him.
    • The Kiss
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      In order to help Elliott get a great deal on an apartment, Maya agrees to pose with him as a married couple. Meanwhile, when Jack discovers Finch has been renting out his parking space, it leads the two into a battle over trust.
    • A&E Biography: Nina Van Horn
      A&E Biography: Nina Van Horn
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      "Nina Van Horn: Trouble Be Thy Name" features clips from her blaxploitation movie Foxy Trouble with Bernie Casey, her discovery as Claire Noodleman, interviews with her co-workers, her disastrous month-long marriage to Robert Evans, her fiery time with a cult, her involvement in the closing of Studio 54 and her mark on pop music.moreless
    • King Lear Jet
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Jack has two tickets to a London performance of King Lear, but when he is forced to cancel his plans, he is forced to decide who to give the tickets to- the suck-ups Nina and Elliott, who just want the vacation on his private jet, or true Shakespeare die-hard Maya. The adventure that follows parallels the play. Nina and Elliott get the tickets, but their endless conniving against each other proves to be their undoing, while only Maya stays true to her father.moreless
    • Amblushed
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      When Jack sends Maya in his place to an NYU forum on Women in the Media, she sees it as an opportunity to speak up for the viewpoints that Blush often tends to push by the wayside. Meanwhile, Nina attempts to stage a comeback by posing in head-to-toe gold body paint for Elliott, but her constant sniping at the photo shoot annoys Elliott so much that he pretends to be out of the solvent required to remove the paint.moreless
    • The Haves and the Have-Mores
      The Haves and the Have-Mores
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      Nina is tired of Kevin's obsession with her and his sick, weird gifts, so she asks Maya to tell him to back off. Maya agrees, but assures Nina that Kevin is just a sweet guy and not the weirdo she thinks he is. Meanwhile, Jack has to suck up to an arrogant millionaire so he can launch a Blush channel on cable, and tries to bribe Elliot so he can be laughed at and made fun of by the millionaire.moreless
    • Blush Gets Some Therapy
      Blush Gets Some Therapy
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      After the staff embarrasses themselves in front of designer Kate Spade, Jack hires a corporate therapist.
    • Pictures of Lily
      Pictures of Lily
      Season 7 - Episode 10
      A former fashion model finds herself puzzled by Finch's behavior. Jack bonds with Nina's boyfriend, a rock 'n roll musician.
    • Finch Gets Dick
      Finch Gets Dick
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      Adrienne's hand-model friend tries to make Finch look like a jealous husband. Nina does community service.
    • Finch on Ice
      Finch on Ice
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      Finch's former figure skating partner visits and asks for him for help coaching her and her new partner. Maya bleaches her hair as a research project and convinces Elliott to enact some sexual fantasies. Nina worries that an ailing Ed McMahon may cause the preemption of an A&E biography about her.moreless
    • Shaking Private Trainer
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      Jack vows to get in shape after throwing his back out playing with Hannah and hires a personal trainer who used to be a Navy SEAL. Meanwhile, Finch and Maya collaborate on a screenplay, leaving Elliott out in the cold.
    • Guess Who's Coming to Blush
      Guess Who's Coming to Blush
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      Jack hires a woman off the street to run the desk, but the staff thinks it's just because Jack wants to seduce her. Meanwhile, Finch tries to get a distraught female co-worker to take comfort in his arms.
    • Donnie Returns
      Donnie Returns
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Elliott's brother, Donnie, returns as a successful insurance salesman in need of a loan. Maya, however, remains convinced that Donnie is up to his old tricks, even when he is beaten up. Jack and the rest of the staff discover that silence is not always a good thing.
    • Elliott the Geek
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      When his favorite high school teacher dies, Elliott at sees the memorial service as an opportunity to flaunt his flashy career and his glamorous lifestyle in his old classmates' faces. Meanwhile, Jack trains Finch in the art of being influential around the office.
    • War and Sleaze
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      Maya senses trouble when Nina proposes a double date for the two of them. She is proven right when her date, after throwing his back out in her apartment, is revealed to be a United States Congressman - and a married one. Meanwhile, a friendly game of paintball causes a major office tiff when a fear-crazed Finch shoots Jack a few seconds into battle.moreless
    • The Write Stuff
      The Write Stuff
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      Finch uses sad stories from his life in college to gain sympathy from Maya. Nina redoes the pin-up shot that brought her fame.
    • Secretary's Day
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      Finch gets extremely annoyed when everybody wishes him happy Secretary's Day- he despises being known as a mere secretary. He storms out of the office and ends up in the arms of a gorilla at the zoo. Also, Maya tries to talk Nina out of getting breast implants.
    • The Emperor
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      Maya and Finch attend designer Oskar Milos' fashion show using Nina's tickets, but a drunken Maya makes some caustic remarks to a newspaper reporter. Meanwhile, Jack helps Elliott with his new girlfriend.
    • Mum's the Word
      Mum's the Word
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      Nina begins dating an actor who lives with his overprotective mom. Elliott reveals a secret to Maya, who promptly tells the entire office.
    • Rivals in Romance
      Rivals in Romance
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      Jack and Finch prepare for a meeting with Tate Gittling, the publisher of Blush's biggest rival magazine, in an attempt to join together for a charity function. Meanwhile, Nina becomes jealous of her rock star boyfriend's celebrity status.
    • Donnie Redeemed
      Donnie Redeemed
      Season 7 - Episode 16
      Elliott's duplicitous brother returns, accompanied by his fiancée and now deeply sorry for conning his sibling in the past. The sudden turnaround doesn't convince Elliott, who's determined to prove this is another scam.
    • Softball
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      The staff prepares for the annual softball game against the magazine Cosmo. Jack hires Steve Garvey, so that he can play on the team. Maya turns out to be a great pitcher but becomes too competitive.
    • Maya's Nude Photos
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      Maya's enrollment in a photography class causes problems on multiple levels between her and Elliott. Elliott takes an immediate dislike to Maya's teacher, Martin Spancer, when he insults Elliott's work for being too commercial. Then when he assigns Maya to do a nude self-portrait, Elliott claims that he only gave her the assignment so that he could see her naked body. Meanwhile, Finch becomes extremely jealous when Nina's new assistant Brad begins entertaining Jack with magic tricks.moreless
    • And the Femmy Goes To...
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      The nominations for the annual Femmy awards are in and Maya, Nina and Elliott are nominated, while Finch isn't even invited to the ceremony. Jack switched Maya's nominated article and nominated a picture of Elliott's that was actually taken by a chimpanzee.
    • The Mask
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      Halloween is no treat for Maya when Finch gets her to wear an embarrassing costume to the office. Luckily, she meets her Prince Charming in an elevator. Meanwhile, Jack confesses to a dirty trick he played on a young impressionable Maya; and Elliott and Finch hatch a plan to find out if Nina's friend Binnie really exists. Finally, Finch claims he wasn't the least bit scared by Alfred Hitchcock's horror masterpiece Psycho, so Elliott sets out to prove he's lying.moreless
    • A Simple Kiss of Fate
      A Simple Kiss of Fate
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      Simon is about to pop the question to Nina, but she panics when she has to tell him she's still married to her last husband. Jack finds the perfect man for Maya--his lawyer--but Maya sticks to her instincts and falls for a radical naturist.
    • Educating Finch
      Educating Finch
      Season 6 - Episode 17
      Trying to find a photo for a show, Elliott chooses a nude photo of Maya he took when they were dating and she passed out drunk. Jack hires a tutor for Finch, although she turns out to be a massage therapist as well.
    • When Nina Met Her Parents
      When Nina Met Her Parents
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      Nina worries when her biological parents come to visit. A blood test proves that she is not their daughter, but she lies and tells them that she is. Meanwhile, Elliott and Jack become jealous when they discover that Finch is extremely well-endowed.
    • Miss Pretty
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      Maya decides that since the new Miss Pretty column is so good, she will do a column on Miss Pretty. Finch then informs her that the new Miss Pretty is actually a man, but Maya thinks that will make the article even better, and insists on meeting him. Meanwhile, Nina finds herself roped into an unwanted friendship with a woman she can't stand, and Elliott and Jack find themselves in hot water when they accidentally insult an Asian-American executive from an important advertisermoreless
    • Love is in the Air
      Love is in the Air
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Jack and Maya run into his ex-wife, Roberta, on an airplane to Paris. Jack desperately tries to convince her to marry her new boyfriend so he can stop making alimony payments. Finch and Elliott convince Nina that Jack is still in the office, until she discovers their prank and enlists Kevin, the mail guy, to help get them back.moreless
    • It's Raining Babies
      It's Raining Babies
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      Finch masterminds a confrontation between Vicki and Nina, leaving them with revenge on their minds when they discover the truth.
    • Hello Goodbye
      Hello Goodbye
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Finch realizes that he and Adrienne are very different from one another and begins to doubt their marriage. Meanwhile, Jack asks Maya to do the annual employee evaluations.
    • Dog Day Afternoon
      Dog Day Afternoon
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      Elliott is convinced that Maya has gotten a dog to test his fatherhood skills. Meanwhile, after his numbers come up, Finch must find a way to tell Jack that he spent his lottery ticket money on candy.
    • Old Boyfriends
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      Jack has a slight problem with Maya's new boyfriend- he's the same age as Jack. When he voices his disapproval to Maya, she accuses him of being hypocritical, since he married someone her age. Both parties are left with a personal dilemma. Jack wonders if he is in fact being hypocritical, and Maya wonders if she may be dating the man to get back at Jack. Meanwhile, Nina's flirtation with a window washer proves hazardous to his health.moreless
    • The Boys in the Band
      The Boys in the Band
      Season 6 - Episode 22
      Nina is dating the lead guitar player of Finch and Kevin's new "air band" and convinces him to quit the group. Meanwhile, Jack's rivalry with Alan Thicke drives both of them to therapy with their daughters.
    • In the Company of Maya
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      When Maya develops a crush on a writer she works with, she isn't quite sure how to handle the situation. Believing he likes her, but is too shy to ask her out, Maya takes some tips from Nina on how to lead him on. Meanwhile, Elliott tries to live down his humiliation when he discovers his girlfriend is a spokesperson for a brand of hemorrhoid cream.moreless
    • Evaluate This!
      Evaluate This!
      Season 7 - Episode 22
      At Vicki's suggestion, Jack asks all the Blush staff regulars to anonymously evaluate his work. Meanwhile, Nina sprains her ankle after Maya suggests she walk somewhere, and Maya has to take Nina's place at a fashion event.
    • Blinded by the Right
      Blinded by the Right
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      With the Citizens for Morality protesting Blush's explicit covers, Nina wants to help. Jack turns her down but changes his mind when Nina turns out to know the head of the protest. Meanwhile, Finch goes to bodyguard school and Maya literally drives herself crazy.
    • Finch and the Fighter
      Finch and the Fighter
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      Finch dates a female boxer with a jealous ex-girlfriend. Elliott, Jack and Nina fool Maya into believing that they're smarter than she is.
    • Nina and the Rocker
      Nina and the Rocker
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      Nina starts dating a British rocker named Simon Leeds. Meanwhile, Maya convinces Vicki to give her the details of her divorce. And Jack is prancing around showing off his new pocket watch until Elliott gets one too.
    • Dial 'N' for Murder
      Dial 'N' for Murder
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      Nina reluctantly meets with her former agent, Catherine. Catherine wants Nina's help with a suicide attempt. Meanwhile, Maya thinks her new boyfriend likes his woman heavy and is trying to fatten up.
    • Hot Nights in Paris
      Hot Nights in Paris
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      Finch, desperately seeking an apartment, convinces Maya to move in with Elliott, but when the two fight on their first night together, Finch finds himself in hot water. Meanwhile, Jack and Nina argue on the anniversary of their first meeting.
    • An Axe to Grind
      An Axe to Grind
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      Finch is in denial about his divorce and Nina's reporter friend wants to turn it into a major news story. Elliott introduces his visiting lumberjack friend to Maya and becomes jealous when they hit it off.
    • Steamed
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      Jack wants the tenants on the floor above Blush to move. Maya is taken in by Finch's lie that he wants them to move so he can build a free daycare center. The real reason: a steam room. Meanwhile, Nina meets with her former model roommate, who is now fat.
    • Watch Your Backdraft
      Watch Your Backdraft
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      Finch wants a reserved parking space, but Elliott uncovers the plan and seeks to foil it. Nina makes Maya's new romance the subject of office gossip.
    • The Comedy Stylings of Rivers & Red
      Dennis' father takes a job as Jack's chauffeur. Elliott tries to get revenge against an insult comic who's made him his latest target. An impending meeting with a high school boyfriend has Maya nervous.
    • Slamming Jack
      Slamming Jack
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      Finch is banished to the mailroom after insulting Jack. Elliott tries to prove that Maya's hunky gynecologist is a frequent visitor to strip clubs.
    • Mr. Jealousy
      Mr. Jealousy
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      Finch is scared about Jack liking Vicki, so he sets her up to look bad, but he's not sure when she'll get him back. Meanwhile, Nina brings in a woman off the street to prove to Jack that he was wrong to hire Vicki. She is worried though when the woman gets lost in the building.moreless
    • Hit the Road, Jack
      Hit the Road, Jack
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      Jack interrupts Nina and Finch. Finch plays hard to get because he wants revenge on Nina. Allie leaves Jack and Maya, and Elliott attempts to comfort him.
    • Blind Ambition
      Blind Ambition
      Season 6 - Episode 15
      Nina dumps a blind man named Jay, whom Maya feels sympathetic for. Jay asks Maya out for a date at the movies, which she thinks at first to be a nice--and interesting--experience. Meanwhile, Jack encourages Finch to take some useful classes in college, so Dennis takes on TV Production.
    • The Pirate of Love
      The Pirate of Love
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      While attending one of Nina's sex addict therapy sessions, Finch overhears ex-wife Adrienne telling the story of a recurring fantasy: Finch in a pirate suit. Meanwhile, Elliott and Maya struggle against Jack's intimidation to buy cookies for his daughter's private school.
    • Funny Girl
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      Not impressed with Maya's lame attempt to play a prank on him, Finch claims that women just aren't as good at practical jokes as men are. To prove him wrong, Maya tries to convince Elliott he's being stalked, but it turns out the joke's on her—in a big way. Meanwhile, Jack fears that he's really beginning to look his age, so he decides to look into plastic surgery.moreless
    • Fanny Finch
      Fanny Finch
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      Finch tries to fix his visiting mother up with Jack, in hopes that he can become a Gallo. Elliott tries to help a photographer find his passion.
    • When Nina Met Elliott's Mother
      When Nina Met Elliott's Mother
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Maya and Jack accidentally kill Finch's cat but feel pretty guilty when he has it stuffed and sits it on his desk. Nina's advice to some Nature Scouts causes Elliott's mother to leave her husband.
    • That Burning Passion
      That Burning Passion
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      Maya falls for a gorgeous firefighter who happens to be Vicki's separated husband. Jealousy causes tensions between Nina and Simon.
    • Prescription for Love
      Prescription for Love
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Finch has been sleeping at the office. Elliott's new girlfriend, Kaylene, is a cover girl and student at Yale medical school, causing Maya to be jealous. Nina starts sleeping at the office, too, after Binnie kicks her out.
    • Choosing to Be Super
      Choosing to Be Super
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      Maya is reunited with her best friend in high school, Alan, who is now a successful motivational speaker. Meanwhile, Jack is frightened because of a recurring dream he has about Kevin.
    • Odd Couple, Part 1
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      Dennis proposes to a supermodel and by some miracle she actually accepts.
    • Tea & Secrecy (2)
      Tea & Secrecy (2)
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      Elliott doesn't want to tell the office about his new relationship with Maya, while she is quite anxious to. They try to keep it quiet, but everybody quickly finds out.
    • Blackmail Photographer
      Blackmail Photographer
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      Finch is upset because Adrienne is in Europe modeling and it's his first weekend away from her. Maya tries to convince Nina that the moon landing wasn't a hoax. Elliott is blackmailed into hiring a sleazy photographer as his assistant because the guy has a picture of Elliott having sex with Adrienne.moreless
    • Jack Vents
      Jack Vents
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Nina discovers that she can overhear Jack's private therapy sessions and blackmails him into using the company limo. Maya writes a story about gambling and goes a little too far.
    • A Beautiful Mind
      A Beautiful Mind
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      Nina talks Maya into dating a handsome but dumb exterminator. Maya is tested when she meets a smart man at an art gallery and sleeps with him. Meanwhile, Jack tries to teach Elliott and Finch a lesson when they begin paying Kevin to eat weird things.
    • Jack Gets Tough
      Jack Gets Tough
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      With Jack's autobiography out on shelves, a problem is discovered: he claims to have beat up Robert Conrad, only because he thought the actor was dead and couldn't say otherwise. Finch and Elliott deal with a saleslady who uses compliments to sell clothes. Nina is upset that she's only mentioned four times in Jack's book.moreless
    • When Nina Met Elliott
      When Nina Met Elliott
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      A planned Blush article on lost loves leads everyone to reminisce about their own lost loves.
    • The Burning House
      The Burning House
      Season 6 - Episode 20
      In a satire of Project Greenlight, Finch makes a ten-minute semi-autobiographical movie for his film class, and convinces actor David Hasselhoff to play the father in the film. Meanwhile, Jack demands an onscreen apology from Hasselhoff after the actor scratches Jack's car in the parking lot.