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Alternate Superman: There are at least six different ways I could stop you right now.
Alternate Luthor: But they all involve deadly force, don't they? And you don't do that. No, you need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being a hero, don't you? The cheering children, the swooning women, oh you love it so much it's made you my most reliable accomplice.
Alternate Superman: Accomplice? What are you...
Alternate Luthor: You could of crushed me any time you wanted. But it wasn't the law or the will of the people that stopped you. It was your ego. Being a hero was too important to you. You're as much responsible for this as I am. So go ahead, fix it somehow, put me on trial, lock me up, but I'll beat it. And then we'll start the whole thing all over again...
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Lex: What! I'll be out in days!
Wonder Woman: (threatening) Not with a broken leg you won't.
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Batman: Have you read his mind yet?
J'onn: Martians don't do that to one another.
Batman: Can't or won't?
J'onn: Both.
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Alternate Hawkgirl: So, do you sleep better now?
Alternate Green Lantern: You know I do.
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Hawkgirl: (seeing one of Lex's weapons) What is that?
Batman: Breakable, I hope.
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Alternate Superman: You've been a busy little bat, haven't you?
Alternate Batman: What else is there to do around here anymore?
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Alternate J'onn: And as long as you're down there, please try to get Batman out of that cave of his. Even I find it depressing.
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Lex: So, Larry, how are the wife and kids?
Larry the Prison Guard: Fine, Mr. Luthor. And they love that big screen TV.
Lex: They'll love the new SUV even more.
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Flash: Hey, I had to go! Okay? And there're some things I just can't do in a blink of an eye!
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Alternate Green Lantern: C'mon, for old times' sake.
Alternate Batman: I hate old times.