Kathy: (reading the prompter) Go to clip?
Jimmy: I think that means go to the clip.
Kathy: I'm so glad you're here.
Jimmy: (about the term 'gaytino') It sounds like that drink you buy at TGI Friday.
Jimmy: Rice is now gay!?
Kathy: If you were a gay gay...
Jimmy: (interrupts) It's the brown rice, isn't it?
Jimmy Kimmel's title card: Oprah's bitch.