Chelsea: I have no problem having a lot of money.
Chelsea: You can't say tranny - you have to say transgender or super-confused.
Whitney: You can't say midget.
Chelsea: No, you have to say nugget or little f**ker.
Kathy: Thank you for gracing my couch with your famous pussies. Now, look...
Whitney: My b***hole is the more famous of my two.
Kathy: Your b***hole is fantastic. Do you bleach?
Whitney: I don't bleach.
Chelsea: No, she uses a Crest Whitestrip.