Keen Eddie

Season 1 Episode 13

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité

Aired Unknown Apr 14, 2004 on FOX
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Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
Help is needed for Dominique Deschamps, the lovely woman who lost her wallet after flirting with Scotland Yard "loan" detective Eddie Arlette. When Eddie Arlette discovers the wallet he ultimately finds Dominique Deschamps, but is ambushed by Paul and Jean Fortier. Eddie gets knocked out, but not after the lovely lady hands him a book of matches asking for help. Monty Pippin and Eddie Arlette start an investigation, which leads them to a man named Anton Levy. Dominique and Anton were passionate about each other, but Dominique turned Anton into the French police. Anton's would agree to going to prison, but first he wanted to go to London before prison, so he could tie up some loose ends. Eddie and Monty Pippin think he's come to London to kill Dominique. Eddie, Monty, and the Scotland Yard tactical team head into Anton's mansion, where he and a very much alive Dominique greet them. Nothing bad going on here. Eddie is left scratching his head...until Michel Hoffman. Michel is Dominique's true love, not Anton. Eddie heads to Anton's mansion to get Dominique, but Michel is already there, saving her. Anton says the two will expire if Anton's true love is not given to him. Eddie finds Dominique, who refuses to go back. The hit man Jacques Desmarais is already out for Dominique. Eddie goes back to Anton's house to reason with him, but there he realizes that the love of Anton's life is his young daughter Isabelle, who joins Anton for his last meal before his imprisonment.moreless

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    Mark Valley

    Mark Valley

    Eddie Arlette

    Julian Rhind-Tutt

    Julian Rhind-Tutt

    Monty Pippin

    Colin Salmon

    Colin Salmon

    Superintendent Nathanial Jonhnson

    Sienna Miller

    Sienna Miller

    Fiona Bickerton

    Barber Ali

    Barber Ali


    Guest Star

    Jake Canuso

    Jake Canuso

    Michel Hoffman

    Guest Star

    Joel Chalfen

    Joel Chalfen


    Guest Star

    Rachael Buckley

    Rachael Buckley

    Carol Ross

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (23)

      • Eddie: Why don't you do something really funny. Maybe push a handicapped kid down a stairwell in his wheelchair.

      • (Last lines for the series)
        Fiona: What's wrong?
        Eddie: Nothing.

      • (Jacques aims a gun at Michel's head)
        Jacques: You know, in this gun, there are bullets.
        Dominique: Please...
        Jacques: On your chart, my friend. Do you know what today says? Today, is your lucky day.
        (Jacques takes the gun away and walks out the room)

      • Michel: Do you believe in fate?
        Jacques: I think I do.

      • (Jacques is examining Michel's gun)
        Jacques: There are no bullets in it. You don't carry a gun with no bullets. You may have to use it.

      • (Fiona picks up a bowl and is ready to throw it at Eddie)
        Eddie: Wait!
        (She holds back)
        Eddie: It's yours, go ahead.
        (Eddie runs away as Fiona throws the bowl)

      • (Fiona damages her car)
        Eddie: Nice work on the car.
        Fiona: (serious) You think that's funny?
        Eddie: Did anybody get hurt?
        Fiona: No, thank God.
        Eddie: Then it's funny.

      • (Pippin loses Michel but Eddie has already seen Michel leave)
        Eddie: Arlette.
        Pippin: Michel is gone.
        Eddie: Yeah, thanks Sherlock.

      • Anton: You know what's wrong Eddie? Nothing. Remember, there's nothing wrong. Ever.

      • Anton: (to Michel) It's not my destiny to die tonight. Is it yours?

      • Eddie: So there's nothing in the soup?
        Fiona: Oh, there's something in the soup.
        Eddie: Okay, what is in the soup Fiona?
        Fiona: Love. (uneasy) I mean, love because I'm happy about the...
        Eddie: The contract. Yeah. Sure.

      • Eddie: What's in the soup?
        Fiona: Wouldn't you like to know.
        Eddie: Yes I would, so I could seek the proper medical attention.

      • (After Eddie cancels Fiona's trip to Italy)
        Eddie: I'm sorry. But you did deserve it.

      • Pippin: Hello Carol.
        Carol: Inspector.
        Eddie: Miss Moneypenny.
        Carol: Detective.
        Eddie: What are you looking for?
        Carol: (slowly) A really good spanking.

      • Anton: Come on, my friend. I insist. Stick around. Have a drink.
        Eddie: No. I insist.
        Anton: Okay, I accept.
        Eddie: Accept what?
        Anton: You tell me.
        Eddie: Tell you what?
        Anton: What will you have to drink.

      • Frank: Yes, I drove him.
        Eddie: Where?
        Frank: You'll have to check the Driver's log book for that.
        Eddie: Where's the Driver's log book?
        Frank: I can remember if ahh... you paid me this.
        (Frank writes '40' on a piece of paper, Pippin goes to pay him but Eddie stops him)
        Eddie: Okay, wait a minute. This is it. You're either with the bad guys and you keep protecting them or you're with the good guys and you level with us right now. What's it gonna be Frank?
        (Frank reaches for a book that was in front of him the whole time)

      • Frank: Okay, I might've driven the person you're after, to a certain location you're after. I can ahh... remember if you paid me this.
        (Frank writes a '40' on a piece of paper)
        Eddie: You wanna go to jail, Frank, for shaking down a police officer?
        (Pippin throw some money in front of Frank)
        Eddie: What are you doing?
        Pippin: It's okay, okay. It's going to come back to us some day.

      • Frank: (to Eddie) Are you wired?
        Eddie: Why do you keep asking me that?
        Frank: If you are wired, you gotta tell me if I ask you. That's the law and I know the law.
        Pippin: Yeah, no Frank that... that's not the law.
        Frank: It's not?
        Pippin: No.
        Frank: Are you wearing a wire?
        Eddie and Pippin: No!

      • Frank: Are you wired?
        Eddie: No, Frank. (shows a picture of Anton Levy) Now did you drive this guy from Heathrow yesterday or not?
        Frank: Sorry gents, can't answer that. Client-Driver privilege.
        Pippin: Yeah Frank, that's lawyers and doctors. There's no such thing as Client-Driver privilege.
        Frank: Oh.

      • Eddie: Are you in?
        Pippin: (laughs) You look like Steve McQueen when you said that.
        Eddie: I didn't ask if you were gay, I asked if you were in.
        Pippin: I am.
        Eddie: You're a brave man. I encourage you to follow your path and congratulations, today is a very big day for you.

      • Pippin: Anton Levy. He doesn't care if you hold a badge, he doesn't care if you're elected official, I don't think he cares if you're a blood relative, he just... he goes through people. He doesn't go around people.

      • Fiona: You pretended to be a doctor and called my work and left a message saying I was positive for a venereal disease. Yes, you did. You started it.
        Eddie: Yeah, I guess I did. So how are you... coping with that?

      • Fiona: What were you doing on the subway in the first place?
        Eddie: Because I lost the keys to Pippin's car that I borrowed last night.
        Fiona: (sheepishly) I know.
        Eddie: How do you know?
        Fiona: Because I hid them.
        Eddie: You what?
        Fiona: Well, I'm leaving for Italy tommorrow and I thought it would be funny to leave with you hunting around looking for them, so I hid them.
        (she takes the keys out of a tin can)
        Fiona: But I was going to tell you... later... this week.
        Eddie: Why don't you do something really funny. Maybe push a handicapped kid down a stairwell in his wheelchair.

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    • ALLUSIONS (1)