When Hyancinth says "We're practically in Beirut," the boom microphone quickly bobs into the frame.
Hyacinth: It's a security latch. Richard had it installed to protect me from anyone desperate.
Elizabeth: They would have to be.
Hyacinth: [Answering telepone] The Bucket residence, the Lady of the house speaking!
Richard: Is the Major coming?
Hyacinth: Yes, Richard, I do believe the Major will be coming. And it's a good job he is a major. If he was a sergeant he wouldn't get a foot past the door.
Hyacinth: [On the phone] No, you cannot have a number 24, nor a double portion of 37. This isn't the Chinese take-away. This is a private slimline white telephone with no connection whatsoever to any business or trade. Especially not one of foreign extraction. [Hangs up phone]
Hyacinth: Daddy would never be naked. Why would Daddy be naked when he's got his name down for a nice old person's bungalow?
Daisy: I hate tidying up. I'm under the doctor for being dizzy. I'm sure it's tidying up.
Rose: If you only got dizzy when you tidied up, you should have the clearest head in the area.
Daisy: I don't know how you keep the pace, our Rose.
Rose: It's not easy. If you relax for a minute, they're going back to their wives. I envy you, our Daisy.
Rose: It must be wonderful being married to a bum like your Onslow. So you can let yourself go completely.
Daisy: I wouldn't say completely.
Onslow: Near enough, completely.
Rose: What did she say?
Daisy: She says not to go over to her place. She's coming here.
Rose: Oh, that's just what we need, a royal visit.
Hyacinth: We're going to have to emulsion this ceiling.
Richard: We've just done it.
Hyacinth: It's not a fit ceiling to bring a Major under.
Hyacinth: Please don't shout in that excitable manner outdoors, Richard. I don't like you getting excited outdoors.
(outside Onslow and Daisy's house)
Richard: Would you like me to lock the car?
Hyacinth: I think so. Don't you? We're practically in Beirut.
This is the only episode where the dining room set is shown.
The Opening credits of Keeping Up Appearances feature Hyacinth dusting and cleaning the house.
The end credits feature her dining room table "morphing" into a complete setup.
On the DVDs, this episode is titled "The Name is Bouquet: B-U-C-K-E-T."