Jonny Lee Miller plays the Toy Boy - most recently seen as ABC's Eli Stone. Miller was married to Angelina Jolie for 4 years.
Hyacinth: [After talking on the phone with Onslow] Oh, I hate talking to Onslow when he's only wearing a vest.
Hyacinth: [Talking about Onslow] I can't imagine why Daisy married him. You play together as children and have all the strange childish fears about monsters - little do you dream that your sister's going to grow up to marry one.
Hyacinth: [Phoning Daisy's house] Oh, it's you, Onslow, how are you? [Pauses while he answers] You needn't go into detail. This is merely an inquiry after your general health.
Richard: (referring to Daisy showing up at the church on a motorbike with the 17-year-old) Onslow, I don't want to be personal, but… at the church hall just now… wasn't that Daisy?
Richard: Your wife.
Onslow: Oh, that Daisy.
Richard: Didn't you think it was… funny?
Onslow: I suppose I did, really. I never knew she liked motorbikes.
Daisy: Suppose I just have to conclude that Onslow doesn't love me.
Rose: Maybe underneath he loves you.
Daisy: Underneath what? He's got practically nothing on.
(Onslow's watching TV)
Daisy: Onslow, I'm trying to tell you, your wife is in love with a 17-year-old!
Onslow: That's disgusting, that is. Interrupting a bloke's prime time viewing. Anybody we know?
(Daisy brings in Rose and the 17-year-old)
Onslow: (looking at the 17-year-old) I thought he belonged to Rose?
Daisy: He did… but they found they weren't compatible.
Rose: Oh, he's nice enough. We just weren't compatible.
Onslow: How old is he?
Onslow: Is he old enough to smoke?
(the 17-year-old takes out a pack and gives a cigarette to Onslow)
Onslow: Oh, ta.
17-Year-Old: Keep the pack.
Onslow: (taking the pack) Oh, cheers! (to Daisy) Do you think you can keep him interested 'til he's old enough to drink?
Richard: (after Hyacinth gets a tie on him) I feel a bit overdressed.
Hyacinth: I will not have you out there gardening with your shirts wide open. Next thing you know, you'll be looking like Onslow.
Richard: Sometimes you have to admire Onslow's relaxed attitude to life.
Hyacinth: Onslow's idea of what to do with a garden is to abandon an old car in it.
Richard: But he enjoys life.
Hyacinth: Exactly! What kind of irresponsibility is that?
Hyacinth: Just a minute, where are you going, Richard?
Richard: You wanted the roses deadheaded.
Hyacinth: Aren't we forgetting something?
Richard: I kissed you good morning. Didn't I kiss you good morning?
Hyacinth: It's not that, dear. You're not wearing a tie.
Richard: I-I-I'm gonna deadhead the roses.
Hyacinth: I will not have you standing out in the street half-dressed. We have a social position to maintain.
On the DVDs, this episode is titled "Our Daisy and Her Toy Boy."