Kelsey: Thanks for giving me a sponge bath.
Guy: No problem.
Kelsey: So, how long have you been working here?
Guy: I don't work here.
Judge: How does the jury find the defendant?
Juror: We the jury, find the defendant to be shifty.
Kelsey: (singing) All the leaves are brown
Chorus: All the leaves are brown
Kelsey: And the sky is gray
Chorus: All the leaves are brown...
Lady: May I help you?
Knight: We would like a room for two knights.
FOX put 22 sketches on the show's website that were "Exclusive, Internet-Only Clips" and were presented in widescreen. They are:
Birthday Gift, Contact Lenses, Big Flirt, Afraid Of The Dark, How's Your Wife, Money For Info, Bad Editor, Fire Pole, The Briefcase, Does This Hurt?, Crazy New Wife, Ballboy, Where's My Hat?, How Much? Oooh!, Job Search, Treat Children With Respect, Long Message, I Wanna Ride!, Fashion Mistake, Splitting The Bill, Tour Bus, Telemarketer, Mile High Club, Extra Hand.
The song performed in the last sketch is the 1966 hit "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and The Papas.
The opening titles were slightly different than the ones used in the pilot. The titles look the same but the cast appeared in a different order.
Sketch Count: 22
Sketches shown in the original pilot but not in this episode: Victims of Pickpockets; Where Do I Know You From?; A Helping Hand; Nudist Camp Streaker.
This show was originally announced for the 7pm ET timeslot when the 2004-2005 FOX schedule was revealed.