Kenan: Chris? What are you doing here?
Chris: Mother likes to make extra money in weekends playing pool.
Kenan: Oh, so your mother's here then?
Chris: Yeah; no. Hey, what's with the third degree?!
Kenan: We just have to get Melissa away from that biker.
Kel: Do we have to? Aw, can't we just tell Eric that his woman don't love him no more?
Mad Dog: I want a tattoo of a really mean-looking butterfly. Now start tattooing before I get angry!
Kenan: She just thinks she's your girlfriend because she lost her memory.
Kel: Yeah, I mean, who wanna be your girlfriend?
Kenan: Kel! He doesn't mean that.
Kel: Oh yes, I do. I mean, look at you. You're big, and ugly, and... tattooed.
Kel: Hello? No, my name is not hunny bunny. You have the wrong number. Stop calling me okay. Bye bye.
Eric: Kel, that was for me. (to Kenan) What's wrong with him?
Kenan: (after seeing Melissa is gone) Kel, she's gone!
Kel: Yeah, I know, Kenan. She left, I saw her.
Kenan: And you didn't do anything?
Kel: Of course I did. I waved goodbye.
(Melissa is passed out, and Kel is putting peanut butter on her face)
Kenan: Kel! What are you doing?
Kel: I'm putting peanut butter on her face.
Kel: To wake her up...duh!
Kenan: Hey, maybe next time you can try a good idea!
Eric: That was my girlfriend, Melissa. She's coming to town tomorrow.
Kel: Whoa, tomorrow? Man, that's like a couple of days away.
Kenan: Uh, your mom called. She said that a crocodile bit her!
Woman: Oh, no. Again!
Kenan: Wake Up Melissa, please wake up, WAKE UP MELISSA!
Kel: Hey Kenan, here's that water you wanted.
Kenan: Oh, good, throw it in her face man.
(Kel throws the glass of water on Kenan's face)
Kenan: Urm Kel, I SAID THROW IT IN HER FACE!
Kel: I'm sorry, I thought you said throw it in your face, you know like, your.
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