Kenan & Kel

Kel: Hey Kenan, don´t you wanna work on your computer? Kenan: What?! Kel, where is my computer? Kel: I don´t know, look through your window. Kenan: (looking through the window) Awwww, man!!! My computer is down there, and is broken in million pieces! Kel: I know. I threw through the window. April Fools! (laughs) Kenan: Kel, we are not supposed to pull pranks on each other, you know. We are two teens getting in trouble, your facility, like Siegfried and Roy. Kel: Magic or Kareem. Or, Penn or Teller!

Kenan: Oh, my dad is coming! Quickly hit yourself in the face with the dictionary! (Kel goes pick up the dictionary and hit himself in the face)

Chris: I got here just as soon as my limo could. Kel: Hey, did you bring a saw? Chris: No I'm here to bail you out. Kenan: Thank you Chris. I'll pay you back. Chris: Don't worry about it. I'm a millionare. In fact, I'll bail all of you out.

Kel: Awww man, your daddy was mad. Kenan: He sure was we better hang out here for a while. We'll go back around 6. Kel: You think he'll calm down by then? Kenan: I don't know, but that's when that college recruiter is going to be there and he can't yell at me then. Kel: Man you are so smart. Ever think about college? Kenan: Yeah.