Kenan & Kel

(Kenan notices the hotel room door open in the middle of the night) Kenan: Why's the door open? Close the door, close the door! (Kel goes to close the door) Kel: Well, Kenan, I opened the door because it was hot in here. I didn't want to open the window, because, who knows, a stranger might come through there.

Roger: Hey, learn how to drive! Sheryl: Roger, you're driving too slow. Roger: I'm driving the speed limit.

Knight: I want your head. Kenan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my goodness!

Kel: At least you slept well. Roger: Kel, she was unconscious because you hit her over the head with a guitar. Kel: Well, at least she slept well.

Kenan: And...I was standing right here and he was standing...right over there. Roger: Well maybe he had to get back to his castle, or slay a dragon! Kenan: Daddy this is not a joke! Kel: I believe you Kenan, even if you are lying.

Roger: How about we tell some ghost stories Kel: Oh! I got one! When the bread came out of the toaster, no one knew what to put on it. Margarine, cinnamom sugar? I suggested butter. Crumbs were everywhere! Kenan: Man, he said ghost stories, not toast stories! Kel: Oh. I don't know any of those.

Kel: How do you think the Headless Knight chops off the heads? Maybe a sword, knife, or scissors! Nah, scissors would take too long-- Kenan: ENOUGH! I don't want to hear anymore about the Headless Knight. Not about how he chops off heads, what he does with bones, are what kind of car he drives!! I just want to go to sleep. Kel: Night night night.

Kel: Are we there yet? Are we? I'm tired. My legs hurt. Can I go to the bathroom? Roger you smell like gas. I gotta go to the bathroom. Aww, I really do! Where are we? Can we turn on the radio? I'm bored. Everyone: KEL!

Kenan: It's locked! Kel: The door? Kenan: No, the sandwich. Of course the door!