Kept (2005)

VH1 (ended 2005)

Kept (2005) Fan Reviews (13)

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  • Jerry hall tries to find her \"kept\" man.

    8.7
    "Great"
    I love this show! All the guys are supercute ( Personal favourits- Austin, Devonric, Seth, Merichio)! Im not gonna lie, the only reason i watch this show is to see all the super hunks, but the rest is kinda cool. Seth is super funny and he keeps the show goin, Jon is a little cutie, Austin is a super hunk with beautiful pearly whites, Devonric is super muscular, Merchio keeps your heart racing, Ricardo gets on my nervs but hes cute, Slavco is a little cutie ( but wene he was vibing with ricardo, it wasent cool), Jason had a cute smile... and thats it? i think..



    Hott show!
  • Very fun to watch! Especially since it was so different from all the other shows! They should definetely do it again.

    9.2
    "Superb"
    At first, I had no idea what Kept was about. And when I found out that Jerry Hall was looking for a potential partner, I found it kind of gross that a woman her age should be looking at men, should I say younger, than her.



    The tests they had to go through were completely unexpected, and all very fun to watch! My favorite was when they had to host a dinner for Jerry Hall and all her friends. They were all looking out the window saying that they couldn't believe that the guests were eating the food! And the fact that one of them was offered a job at a restaurant as cook was totally awesome!!



    I think it should be done again, or at least with a different celebrity, but with the same spontaneity as the first one.
  • I loved this reality show because Maurizio Farhad was in it.

    10
    "Perfect"
    Kept was fun to watch, and gave me the chance to admire Maurizio more and more. Maurizio Farhad was the best guy on the show, and I think he should of won. Even though Maurizio didnt win on the show he is winner with me! Kept was a great reality show.
  • This is about jerry hall who gets to pick a kept man! She started off just right but then towards the end she started to throw all the really cute men off and even the really good men! So at first i thought this show was cool in beginning.. now?

    7.0
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    This was a really good show because what women wouldnt want to make a boy into everything she wants? but watching this jerry hall made me so mad.. I watched every episode but no point in watching the last episode lol! Overall this is a average show and its alright!
  • Jerry Hall gets everything she wants, or does she? Now she is hunting for a Kept man :)

    10
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    Jerry Hall has a fabulous life in which she gets everything she ever wanted, plus more.

    But it seems when it comes to wanting the perfect man she still hasn`t quite found one of those yet.So VH1 gives her the chance to find the perfect 'boy toy','slave','friend', or whatever you want to call it to share her wealthy,friendship,romance,and more with.But who is worthy of having her heart,and her the content of her bank account?You`ll have to watch this amazing and extremely funny show to figure out who wins.

    (Beleive me you will love every moment of this excellent show) :)
  • I always wondered what Mick saw in long-time love Jerry....now I know!!

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    Jerry Hall is simply a wonderful example of local girl makes good. From a tall, Texas teenager....who won a settlement in a car accident, moved to Paris to \\\"model\\\" with the proceeds.....happened to room w/ then-unknown Grace Jones....and well...the rest is history. She\\\'s funny, down-to Earth, knows what it must feel like to seem the \\\"rube\\\" in a room full of continental gents and ladies.....but was obviously a quick-study. I LOVE watching her....she\\\'s charismatic, still gorgeous....and has an obvious warm heart for young American boys, albeit \\\"hotties\\\".....who want to get ahead in life, like she once did....and is helping them on their quest. Cheers to Jerry!! And Mick...i think you made the biggest mistake of your life...i love him, i\\\'m a HUUUUUUGE Stones fan...but now i see what he saw in her. And she\\\'s pretty amazingly cool.....not to mention Mother to 4 of his children. Wish they\\\'d reconcile....\\\'cuz she ROCKS!!!!
  • The show you hate to love! Jerry hall is looking for the perfect boy toy to be "kept"!

    9.7
    "Superb"
    kept is a very fun show to watch . You never know what crazy tasks Jerry hall has up her sleeve for her "wanna be kept man". The prize is still pretty Hush hush. The only thing we really know is that jerry hall is looking for a kept man to pamper and pet, which will receive a wealthy Allowance as well. she is lookiing for a good looking , well behavied man to take to glamorus parties and to show off to her friends. Who ever does become the kept man will be treated very well and will be very excited to have the honor of being the one " kept" man.
  • Its one of those shows that you love to watch but hate to have others know you watch it.

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    Few reality shows really grab your attention and make you wait for the next episode week after week like American Idol, Survivor, and the Amazing Race. Kept however is different. It ranks right up there with the top reality shows. 12 guys are competing for the dream job of working for British celebrity Jerry Hall. Each competetor has a unique personality. Its the combination of all these personalities that makes this show so good. I definetly recommend you to watch this show because it is spectacular! A new episode premiers every thursday at 8:00 pm central time and plays many more times through out the week! Go Anwar or Maritzio!!!
  • Hot! Hot! Hot!

    8.4
    "Great"
    A very intresting show. To see guys completely change the way they look and act to be english gentlemen. A lot of the guys are very good looking. In spite of Ricardo and Slavco who were good looking too, but turned out to be a-holes, the show is very good. Worth to give a try.
  • Reality Show featuring Jerry Hall trying to find one man out of 12 to be her \"KEPT\" man.

    9.3
    "Superb"
    This show can be seriously funny at times. 12 men trying to be the \"Kept\" man of Jerry Hall?!! It is a guilty pleasure to watch. And they say girls are cut throat? They haven\'t tuned in to Kept yet. Watching this show is a laugh a minute. A VH-1 Hit!
  • A unique new show that brings 12 ordinary guys to London in pursuit of being Kept. The winner recieves a London apartment and other luxuries, besides being a boytoy of former model Jerry Hall.

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    While at first I thought this show was a typical Vh1 sexist reality show (which I usually wind up getting hooked on), I soon was crazed over my new summer favorite. It seems very scripted, as the men are all stereotyped and the challenges are very..well, challenging. It\'s very entertaining to see a bunch of normal guys thrust into the lap of luxury and try to do new things like posing nude. The contestants are very relatable. Nearly everyone hates Ricardo, and laughs at Seth\'s witty criticisms. Jon is the typical \"underdog\" and Austen is more of a quiet guy, occasionally throwing in bits of wisdom. Overall, I love this show and try to watch all of the episodes whenever they\'re on. Thursday night have never been more exciting.
  • The reason why Kept is such a fascinating show is that no one really knows what the prize is.

    10
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    I originally watched this show out of pure boredom, but after the first episode I was hooked. While it isn't very original, the reason why Kept is such a fascinating show is that no one really knows what the prize is. These men are competing to become Jerry Hall's boy toy... I think. No one ever came out and explained exactly what's involved in being a "Kept" man involves, or the contractual obligations the "winner" will have to abide by. I wouldn't be surprised if these guys even didn't know what they were playing for.



    Regardless, it's fun to see these guys completely out of their element and competing in completely arbitrary challenges that only emphasizes how much they can humiliate themselves on national TV.
  • One of those shows you can't believe you're watching

    5.0
    "Mediocre"
    This is just one of those shows that you end up watching like a deer caught in the headlights of your car. You can't believe your watching it, but no way would you turn the channel.



    It is entertaining watching these guys try to become Jerry Hall's "Kept" man. And even more entertaining watching a couple of these guys primp more than some women.