Kept (2005)

*about Austen*
Anwar: He's like a human ken doll!

Seth: She [Aiesha] had us in all of these crazy positions. I think one was called "dog holding his own balls".

*about Jerry*
Seth: She was limber, she was nimble, she was hot.

Seth: Mind over matter, which is the stupidest f***ing thing i ever heard. I think it's mind over stupididity.

Maurizio: My outfit is this puke pumpkin orange.

Maurizio: What am I gonna do? I'm in the final four..all right stick the nails in me.

*about Yvette*
Maurizio: If she even looks at my crotch, i'm outta here!

Austen: I think I could beat everybody here, that's the bottom line.

Austen: Maurizio's already panicked about the needles and then she goes and lights one on fire..really sucks for that guy.