Kept (2005)

Kaity: Where's the spotted dick?
Seth: I got rid of that 2 weeks ago.

Maurizio: Time to get these toad in their holes!

Slavco: I definately felt a lot of negative vibes on the phone.

Seth: Oh, this is it right here - nourishing body moisture!

Slavco: Seven guys trying to organize everything..chaos.

*during Gary and Devonric's debate* Anwar: I'm backing up because if one of these hands come flyin' this way, I'm not trying to get hit in the head!

Anwar: Little Jon doesn't open his mouth until we get to drink some wine.

Seth: Every English fare sounds like a sexually transmitted disease..toad in the hole, bangers and mash, spotted dick ...

Jerry: My dinner parties have a reputation of being very elaborate and elegant. I'm just hoping the boys have everything in order.

*about Devonric* Jon: I can't work with that guy in the kitchen!

Jerry: I cannot decide between the 4 really cute ones.

Seth: A 7-course meal for 12 people..you do the math..what is that, like like 2000 dishes?

Jerry: My kept man needs to know how to cook a proper meal for me and my girlfriends.

*about Gary Rhodes* Jon: When it came to paying attention, he had a third eye behind his head.

Maurizio: I was like, whatever dude..the guy is like a maniac.

Kaity: Everyone loves "spotted dick".