Kevin Hill Season 1 Episode 1

Evelyn: My assistant could babysit.
Kevin: (would like to say yes) I just got her used to the crib.
Evelyn: (sees that she has no chance)
Kevin: But you could stay here. You know.
Evelyn: I'll be back in a few months.
Kevin: Ok.
(they kiss)
Evelyn: Lucky girl.

Evelyn: You know I'm a movie star, right? No one has ever canceled on me before. Ever.
(sees Sarah)
Are you married?
Kevin: Oh, no! This is Sarah.
Evelyn: Are you babysitting?
Kevin: Well, it's a little bit more a long term thing. I inhereded her.
Evelyn: (is shocked and confused - raises her eyebrow)
Kevin: I would have told you before, but I kinda got swamped with, you trying to handle her and maintaining my life as it was. And then I finally saw that my life as it was is pretty much over. She refuses to be handled. She...
Evelyn: She is your life.

Kevin: (to Sarah who sleeps in his arm) You now I wasn't home on a Friday night since I was 12!

Evelyn: What? Your number and your address? Do you think I'll come by tonight?
Kevin: (smiles)
Evelyn: Most people would come over arrogant or desperate.
Kevin: Wow, I'm neither. Either way, it was a pleasure meeting you Evelyn. Finally.

Dame: What's the play?
Kevin: There's no play!
Dame: Come on, now go introduce yourself.

Kevin: Jack, if you or anybody else ever refers to that baby as a thing again, I'm gonna kick your ass.

Hiring Lawyer #2: Your exactly what we need, too bad we cant afford you.

Jessie: You know I'm a single parent too, that's why I opened this firm.

Kevin: It's my cousin's child, man.

Kevin: Anything else I should know about you like drinking, smoking... ?
George: Only in front of the baby.

Kevin: I didn't place an add on hot gay dates dot com, with my name and address saying just come on in.

Dame: Six hundred baby bottles, not one Heineken?