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Leila: (to Taylor, while holding a chicken) It smells!
Taylor: No it doesn't!
Leila: It's either your breath or the chicken!
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Hunter: (on the phone with his parents) I won $20,000!
Hunter's Mom: No way, stop joking!
Hunter: It's true!
Hunter's Dad: You know your rent's going up, now!
Hunter: I had a feeling you were gonna say that!
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Sophia: People have serious problems with the arcade! It's like an addictive drug!
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DK: At every reward, we choose the serious option, but for once, we decided to have some fun!
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Taylor: I wanted the council to pick the books, because I couldn't use them and I wouldn't care!
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Taylor: Ugly people can put make-up on and look pretty, but chickens can't do that! I tried it on my dog once, and it didn't work!
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Taylor: (to a brown chicken) I like you guys. I'm not gonna eat you, but I'm gonna eat your brothers and sisters because they're uglier!
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Taylor: I think all the ugly animals should die and all the pretty ones should stay.
Taylor: (running around town, screaming) Ugly chickens deserve to die!
Sophia: What a dumb thing to say!
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Hunter: (on when he looks at the picture of his family that he carries around) Whenever I see them smiling at me, I know that I have them with me. And I know they would want me to work the best, the hardest that I can.
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Sophia: I am a thirty year old in a fourteen year-old's body.
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Johnathan Karsh: In this pop quiz there is going to be some real popping.
Zack: Huh?
Greg: What?
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Taylor: Lets kill all the ugly chickens!
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Taylor: I don't like the learning part I just like the recess part.