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Micheal: Let me talk!
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Greg: (when announcing the reward choice) We decided to take the ponies, (pauses) and throw 'em out the window, because you guys are getting the letters!
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Laurel: We have this thing called a gold star worth 20,000 dollars. I kind of won it this time!
Laurel's Mom: What? You won 20,000 dollars?!
Laurel: Yeah!
Laurel's Mom: It's not in Monopoly money, right?
Laurel: No! It's real money!
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D.K.: I thought being on the council was an easy job. It's actually the most difficult job there is!
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Zach: (referring to Blaine) He's a moderately intelligent young man! Yeah, he's moderately smart!
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Jared: (at the challenge) I was thinking about stopping, taking the pie and eating it!
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Greg: Taylor thinks that she's the princess of Bonanza!
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Blaine: We're thinking about giving nobody the gold star.
Sophia: What's this? A Nazi regime!
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Laurel: The least respectful person is teaching us respect?
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Guylan: (referring to the new council) They're gonna have serious problems! They don't know what they're in for!
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Mike: Greg and Blaine both on council? I'm scared!
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Greg: (after being elected) I know what you're all thinking. Bonanza City is gonna crash and burn!
Laurel: (in an interview segment) Bonanza City is gonna crash and burn!
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Mike: Guylan voted himself off. Proof of me saying, "It's not so easy, is it?"
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Laurel: (on getting the gold star) It was just the best moment of my life and I wouldn't care if this was worth three cents!
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Nathan: It is sort of strange for Greg and Blaine to be running a meeting about respect. Maybe they should work on it themselves a bit more before they try to teach us about respect.
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Laurel: I have no say in anything! I was a great Council member and I'm mad!
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Guylan: Guys! Please vote me off.