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Mike: (after losing the election) I feel like I've fallen out a car, been ripped up by a coyote and tossed off a cliff!
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Jonathan: (to Greg after he won the gold star) What will your family think of this?
Greg: I dunno. I'll ask my dad. My mom will probably pass out!
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Olivia: Anjay's goin' down, man and he knows it!
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D.K.: How can you pass up the meat? I need that meat!
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Taylor: (while discussing the reward choice with the council) We can have meat any time, but once we lose our teeth, that's it!
Mike: We can't have meat any time here.
Taylor: Just kill a chicken!
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D.K.: When I saw the meat, I'm like, we're picking that no matter what!
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Jonathan: Taylor, who's president now?
Taylor: George Bush.
Jonathan: Who was president before George Bush?
Taylor: I have no clue!
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Zach: (during his speech) Ladies and gentlemen of Bonanza City. I'm sure you've heard this phrase again and again: Deal With It! I dunno about you, but I'm getting tired of Deal With It!
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Zach: (during the speech) Taylor, you said you've been lazy. I'm gonna have to agree with you there!
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Zach: Taylor's speech was very unprepared. She was asking for a second chance after all the chances she's had!
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Olivia: (after elections were announced) I'm like, all right! That works for me!
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Zach: Taylor's leadership skills just suck!
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Greg's mom: (After Greg told her he won the the $20,000 gold star) Amen. Honey, you rock and roll!
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Taylor: Deal with it! Hate me or like me, but I'm not the kind of girl that backs down from a fight.
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Kelsey: Look at George W. Bush, he's not smart at all and he won the U.S. President two times in a row.
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Zack: Viva La Revolucion