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DK: Jared is - he's freakin' brilliant. He's talking about creating a teleportation device with subatomic things! I dunno what he's talking about!
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Alex's Mom: (on the phone) We miss you, Alex.
Alex: Yeah, me too!
Alex's Mom: Oh, and I'm sure your microbes miss you too!
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Greg: Alex is super smart. If we gave him the gold star, it could be funding the cure for cancer! If we gave it to Jared, it could be funding a teleportation device!
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Mike: Sophia's bossy enough already. Is she gonna become some great Bonanza City dictator?
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DK: The journal told us to take a hike, literally!
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Sophia: This is my piece of land, and you may not step inside it unless you pay me 5 cents. My theory was that as soon as I claimed it as my own, everyone would want it. I was right, as soon as I had done it, all 37 other kids were desperate just to walk through it. It's kind of ridiculous when you think about it.
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Zack: They're all just jerks. They don't care about what I think or what I have to say. I'm not going to let them disrespect me when I feel so passionate about something I start to cry. I'm sick of them treating me like crap. (Zack goes to confront the town council) You guys are the most terrible people I've ever met in my life.
Michael: What?
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DK: Jared is - he's freakin' brilliant.
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Alex: This gold star says to all the nine year olds out there, even though there are fourteen and fifteen year olds waiting to challenge you, don't give up.
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Anjay: (Crying) Bonanza City is the only place I ever really fit in.
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Greg: Alex is one of the smartest kids in town. He's a good kid and I think he deserves the gold star.
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Sophia: I think the arcade is discouraging social communications and gatherings and I would like to see people resist the temptation to play video games and spend time with each other.
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Sophia: An alpaca is a cross between a sheep and a giraffe... I think.
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DK: Looks like an igloo.
Michael: It's not an igloo, that's a teepee, buddy.
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Jared: Maybe I'll win a Nobel Prize. That's gotta be worth five gold stars.
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Taylor: When, like, they come back from their hike of getting ideas and all, Greg, I just hope he gets lost on top of the mountain and a pack of coyotes come and eat him.
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Jared: Pelvis has left the building.