Jacques Chirac calls a poker hand with three 9s and two queens a full house, "queens over nines"; similarly, Robert Evans calls a hand with three 9s and two kings "kings over nines." In proper poker terminology, the three of a kind is "over" the two of a kind. Therefore, the two hands described should be called "nines over queens" and "nines over kings."
Kid: In life being a good gambler ain't good enough, it's handicapping. You gotta know who you're playing against. And when you're playing against a Frenchman, know this: Odds are he's trying to get into your pants.
Kid: When there's two guys and one broad, someone's going home with his wee-wee in his hand.
Midget: {to Ted Turner} You wanna hear a joke, Turner? How do you get a hummer from Jane Fonda?(pauses) You ask her for one!
(Evans catches Chirac pleasuring himself in the toilet) Chirac: Doesn't anybody f*cking knock, anymore!?!?!
In the beginning of this episode we find out Kid's nut is 350 grand a month, "nothing wasted".
Fast Times at Ridgemont High The scene where Evans catch Chirac masturbating is a direct parody of the masturbation scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Weird, no one has discussed Kid Notorious yet.
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