French Take Woodland

Season 1, Episode 3, Aired

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After losing his home in a poker game, Evans devises a plan to win it back with help from Slash and a LaToya Jackson look-alike.

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      • Jacques Chirac calls a poker hand with three 9s and two queens a full house, "queens over nines"; similarly, Robert Evans calls a hand with three 9s and two kings "kings over nines." In proper poker terminology, the three of a kind is "over" the two of a kind. Therefore, the two hands described should be called "nines over queens" and "nines over kings."

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      • Kid: In life being a good gambler ain't good enough, it's handicapping. You gotta know who you're playing against. And when you're playing against a Frenchman, know this: Odds are he's trying to get into your pants.

      • Kid: When there's two guys and one broad, someone's going home with his wee-wee in his hand.

      • Midget: {to Ted Turner} You wanna hear a joke, Turner? How do you get a hummer from Jane Fonda?(pauses) You ask her for one!

      • (Evans catches Chirac pleasuring himself in the toilet) Chirac: Doesn't anybody f*cking knock, anymore!?!?!

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      • Fast Times at Ridgemont High The scene where Evans catch Chirac masturbating is a direct parody of the masturbation scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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