(Sharon Stone and Evans talk on the phone)
Sharon: I've got a show I'm taking to Broadway. Ever heard of The Vagina Monologues?
Evans: Well, I never quite got into the porno game, Sharon. Me? I don't like to commute to the valley.
Sharon: It's theater, you dumb shit, and I'm doing all three parts myself. I'm calling it Sharon Stone's Vagina.
(They hang up)
Evans (V.O.): Bad news? You bet your ass it was. Someone put it into that starlet's head that she could act.
Evans: (chuckles) Sharon Stone's Vagina. We've all seen it. It can't act, either.