(At the Middleton High, everyone is reading Animology)
Boy: I came out a green guppy.
Girl: Like, a total red ferret.
Amelia: Okay, at a fork in the road, you stop.
Ron: Kim, I need some advice. "You're about to embark on a journey that will change your life. What snacks would you bring along?"
Kim: Don't tell me you got sucked in by this Animology craze.
Ron: "Craze"? I think not. Animology is a window into your innermost self.
Kim: Ron, it's a lame cross between astrology and a personality quiz!
Ron: Not even close. Animology assigns you a color and an animal. It's science, Kim.
Kim: Thanks, but I have a life.
Ron: It predicts your perfect mate. Tell me you don't wanna know your perfect mate.
Kim: Not if he's some... blue baboon!
Ron: Don't even joke, Kim. A blue baboon would be disastrous for you.
Kim: Ah, I pass on the fad, Ron.