(At the Senior's lair)
Señor Senior Jr: Father, if I was a tree, which tree do you think I would be?
Señor Senior Sr: One that would be banned from the billionaire club, Junior. This insult gives me no choice but revenge!
Señor Senior Jr: There are other clubs for the obscenely wealthy.
Señor Senior Sr: Not the point. World-class villains are defined by disproportionate revenge. Perhaps I engineer a crash of financial markets that freezes the club's assets.
Señor Senior Jr: That would require a large freezer.
Señor Senior Sr: I was not speaking literally, my son! (thinks) Or was I?