Kim Possible

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Daily 1:30 AM Jun 07, 2002 on Disney Channel



  • Quotes

    • (At the breakfast table in the Possible residence)
      Mr. Dr. Possible: (reading the newspaper) I do not believe it! That Doctor Drakken fellow stole a factory! Seems two employees were rescued by world famous teen hero... he-ey! Kim Possible! Nice work honey.
      Kim: (dejected) Well, sure... until I let Drakken get away! I gotta figure out his plan before he tries to take over the world! Oh, and then there's the Josh thing.
      Mr. Dr. Possible: Josh? Another mad scientist bent on world conquest?
      Kim: So not. Josh is this guy I wanna to take to the dance.
      Mr. Dr. Possible: Oh... now don't you and your friend Ronald usually go to school functions together?
      Kim: Yeah, but Ron's a friend, and Josh is a hottie.
      Mr. Dr. Possible: (clears throat) I wouldn't just give up without a fight. With Drakken, I mean. You better get on that case tout de suite. And Kimmie, let's not talk about "hotties" at breakfast any more.
      (Mrs. Dr. Possible comes in)
      Mrs. Dr. Possible: Who's a hottie?
      Mr. Dr. Possible: We're not talking about it!
      Kim: Josh Mankey. (Kim sighs)
      Jim and Tim: (in choir) Ooh... Kim's got a boyfriend, Kim's got a boyfriend!
      Kim: (irritated) Don't make me hurt you!
      Mrs. Dr. Possible: Eat your cereal, boys.
      (The twins sit down at the breakfast table and Tim makes loud crunching sounds)
      Mrs. Dr. Possible: So, this Josh is cute?
      Kim: He's golden, mom.
      Mrs. Dr. Possible: (to Mr. Dr. Possible) Golden? That's good, right?
      Mr. Dr. Possible: Well, I prefer it over hottie.
      Kim: Josh's so cool, and smart and really talented, and (Tim slurps and burps) kinda quiet. (To Tim) Excuse you!
      Tim: Wanna know what I think?
      Kim: No.
      Tim: Send an anonymous email.
      Kim: I couldn't do that.
      Tim: Yes you can. You like, route it through Sweden or someplace, and it can't be traced.
      Mr. Dr. Possible: (whilst reading newspaper) Hmm... your principal has been getting anonymous emails from Sweden.
      Jim and Tim: (in choir) Uhh.. gotta go!
      Mrs. Dr. Possible: Kimmie... telling a boy you like him is really getting into a really cold pool; deep breath, then take the plunge.