Monique: So, what are you and 'the king' doing tonight?
Kim: Oh, the royals have been summoned to the Charity League Bowl-a-thon.
Monique: You're handling it suspiciously well.
Kim: Well, just because Bonnie's obnoxious doesn't mean Ron should suffer. He's serious about this stuff.
(They are interrupted by the sound of trumpets from two students)
Students: All hail the Middleton queen and her king!
(Ron and Bonnie are brought in on a throne carried by football players)
Monique: Oh yeah, it's real serious. Uh huh. They do own the wave.
Kim: You know, in her own way, she's more evil than any super villain.
Bonnie: I thought the commoners would be cleared out by now. Ronnie, where is my throne?
Monique: Oh, someone needs to get thrown down.
Bonnie: Right here, this will do boys.
(The football players let the throne down and Bonnie approaches Kim and Monique)
Bonnie: Does the wannabe want to say something?
Kim: Want to, won't. Might not be able to stop at words!
Ron: Kim, uh, did you hear? We got a ginormous donation for the senior center.
Kim: That's great! You should be proud.
Bonnie: Have you seen the school newspaper? I think Ronnie looks super cute.
Kim: Ha! For your scrapbook, Ronnie.