Kim Possible

Kim: How about when Shego- Joss: Tutored Senor Senior, Jr. on how to be a bad guy. Kim: Or when Drakken- Joss: Stole a weather machine!

Ron: (Seeing the many Kim posters) There's a little word called obssession. . .

Slim: That's a passive of hombres. Joss: Can we take 'em? Kim: You got to remember, Joss. . . Jim & Tim: Anything is possible for a Possible.

Mr. Dr. Possible: Why are they acting like that? Ron: Sometimes ya gotta let your hair down, you know! Let loose. (Ramesh sticks his tongue out and dances) Maybe some borders are being crossed...

Mr. Dr. Possible: It's not her fault. I shouldn't have been a nosy parker. Kim: Dad! Ron: Kim, the man's a nosy parker! Kim: Ron!

Mr. Dr. Possible: You're making the world's leading scientists idiots to make yourself seem smarter. Ron: Ah-ha! How's he doing that? Drakken: That's for me to know, and you to find out. Mr. Dr. Possible: It's obviously those cowboy hats. They must have circuitry that alters brain-wave patterns. Drakken: You Possibles take the fun out of everything!

Mr. Dr. Possible: You won't get away with this, Lipsky. Drakken: I already have. And all prisoners are to refer to me as "Doctor Drakken". Mr. Dr. Possible: You'll always be "Drew Lipsky, the collage student that couldn't make the grade". Drakken: But now I've adjusted the curve.

Kim: (to Wade) Joss needs to get a life. Preferably, her own life. (Joss overhears from behind the door, makes a sound and runs back to her room) Kim: Oh no. Wade: She heard you? (Joss slams her door) Kim: She definitely heard me.

Joss: (to Ron) You should be more like Kim. She's not afraid of nothing. Ron: Kid, if being like Kim were that easy, I would've done it a long time ago.

Tim: Are you afraid of horses? Ron: Me, afraid? (breathes heavily) Yes.

Ron: (of his pony-ride ordeal) I lost two baby teeth that day; it changes a guy.

Drakken: (seeing Mr. Dr. Possible and Ron) Oh! We've got a new team here! The genius and the lack-wit! Ron: (to Mr. Dr. Possible) Don't let him call you a lack-wit!

Henchman: (on the phone) Hombre 1 to Drakken. We have varmints. Drakken: (answering) We have WHAT?! Varmints?! What is a varmint?! (hands phone to Shego) Shego, here, you speak hombre. Shego: Give me that. (on the phone) Howdy, hombre. What in tarnation is-a goin' on? (long pause) Looks like we got us some varmints. Drakken: (yelling) What does that mean?!

Kim: What are you into? Joss: You. Kim: O. . .kay. . .

Drakken: Anyone who wears one of these hats will get as silly as- Shego: -Your outfit? Drakken: I happen to feel muy macho, thank you very much.

Joss: (finally recognizing Ron) You're the one who's always losin' his drawers! Ron: Aww, c'mon, it's only been six or eight times!

Slim Possible: How'd yer prarie dog lose his hair? (Rufus shakes his fist angrily) Feisty little fella!

Ron: (of the ranch) The lazy C. Well, the lazy me should fit right in!

Drakken: I need to invent something so brilliant, so irrefutably mind-bogglingly wowful. . . Shego: (quietly) So close. . .

Shego: Oh, c'mon. Why do you wanna join some super dorky club? Drakken: To prove that I'm brillianter than a lot of them! Shego: Brillianter? Drakken: Most smartest, whatever. I'm a scientific genius, not an englist. Shego: Linguist. Drakken: Stop that!

Shego: (reading letter) Cerebellum Ultra Smarty Super-Genius Thinking Society, are you kidding me? Drakken: (growls as he tries to get the letter) Give it! Shego: Whoa, whoa, and they won't let you join? Drakken: No! And it vexes me to the bone!

Mr. Dr. Possible: Ready to roll, Kimmie? Ron: Roll? No one said anything about rolling. Kim: Road trip to visit my uncle Slim. Ron: Okay. I'll be here when you get back. Kim: In Montana. Ron: Montana?! Okay. I'll be here when you get back.

Kim: So Ron, you just going to chill? All summer? Ron: "Chillin'," as you put it, is for amateurs. I'm marinating.

Ron: That's me in the background there, see? Rufus: Huh? No! Sorry! Ron: Wha-- oh, you're right. Yeah, it's a Japanese school girl.

Kim: Ron, Uncle Slim's ranch is a working ranch. Ron: I thought it was a dude ranch. You know, for dudes?

Kim: Dad! Ron! Joss: Captured by Shego? That means your arch foe is next door. Spankin'! Kim: Joss, it's not spankin', it's serious. Joss: But nothing ever happens here. This is major! Kim: That's what I'm afraid of.