Kim: You do know what happens in February, don't you Ron?
Ron: Groundhog Day? President's Day? Dental Health Month! Ooh, that reminds me, Rufus! (Rufus pulls out a toothbrush) Happy Dental Health month KP! It has a tongue scraper on the back.
Kim: (clears throat) Valentines Day?
Ron: Huh? Oh, I don't celebrate. I've never had a girlfriend on. . . (Looks at Kim, who is glaring at him) Holy canoli, I have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day!
Ron: Wow! This is huge!