Kim Possible

Season 1 Episode 3

The New Ron

Aired Daily 1:30 AM Jun 07, 2002 on Disney Channel



  • Quotes

    • (Ron is drinking up his juice box)
      Kim: I guess what I'm saying, energy is a precious resource. It's up to each and everyone of us to do our part. So, a little eco-awareness might be in order here.
      Sr. Senior Sr: Oh, I am but a simple multi-billionaire. I can't believe that what I do has any effect on anyone.
      Kim: Yeeah... Um, your house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.
      Sr. Senior Sr: And these people, without power... they are inconvenienced?
      Kim: Very
      Sr. Senior Sr: You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor? But um... what can I do?
      Kim: For starters, you could turn off that giant sunlamp?
      Sr. Senior Jr: But if I am to be a teen popstar, I need a robust tan!
      Sr. Senior Sr: Later. (to Kim) Oh, I want to hear again about this "low flow" shower here.
      Kim: There is a ton of things you can do to make your house more efficient.
      Ron: House? More like a lair!
      Sr. Senior Sr: Lair? Oh, I do not like the sound of that. It's too... sinister.
      Ron: This place screams sinister! It's on a private island that isn't on any map!
      Sr. Senior Sr: I value my privacy, what can I tell you?
      Ron: Come on, look at all the chrome! You got doors that go, that go "whoosh"!
      Sr. Senior Jr: I always wondered about the "whoosh"
      Sr. Senior Sr: I like the "whoosh". It's the door saying: "I am closed".
      Kim: It's fine sir. Ignore him.
      Ron: All I'm saying, a guy could take over the world from a place like this. I mean, really, it wouldn't take that much. Maybe, a communications jamming system, some missiles, try throw in some traps, you know, self-activating lasers, an indoor lagoon full of piranha.
      Sr. Senior Sr: Pirahna? Why ever would I want pirahna?
      Ron: To eat the bad guys.
      Kim: Just put in some florencents, it should do the trick.
      Ron: And also think about a secret underground grotto with a speed boat for escape purposes. And-and-and-and gigantic spinning tops of doom, they'd be huge and destroy anything in their path.
      Kim: Come on, mister "Spinning-tops-of-doom"! I've got homework!
      Sr. Senior Sr: Goodbye! And thank you!
      Sr. Senior Jr: I hope the one with the nice haircut finds better trousers.
      Sr. Senior Sr: Yes, but his ideas... I have so much money and free time, I could use... a hobby.

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