Kim Possible

Season 1 Episode 3

The New Ron

Aired Daily 1:30 AM Jun 07, 2002 on Disney Channel



  • Quotes

    • (Kim picks up her phone to call Ron)
      Anwering Machine: Hey, hey! You've reached the home of Ron Stoppable and his fierce new haircut! Leave a message.
      Kim: How can Ron not be home? Okay, better page him.
      (At the mall, Ron is looking for new clothes)
      Ron: (trying clothes) Urgh! No, no, no, no, NO! Oh, dude, I am beyond not feeling this shirt! Look at my hair, you gotta key off my hair!
      (Ron's pager beeps, and Rufus finds it, but Ron doesn't notice)
      Mr. Possible: (back in Kim's room) You and Ronald all squared away?
      Kim: Not! I can't even reach him. (pause) Dad, did you ever try to change your friend? To make them better?
      Mr. Possible: Well, not a human friend, but back in grad school there was this lab rat, Pinky Joe Curly-Tail I called him. Poor little guy was always running mazes for those psych majors! How I hated them!
      Kim: Dad... what does this have to do with me?
      Mr. Possible: Well, it seemed to me that Pinky Joe Curly Tail was just so helpless. I constructed a very tiny cybertronic battle suit...
      Kim: For the rat?
      Mr. Possible: No more mazes for him. Ah, in retrospect, giving him a working plasma blaster probably went too far... blew up the whole science building... rampage across campus (We see a giant robot-ish thing blasting everywhere, with loads of fires, and people are running everywhere in panic and inside of it is a rat.) hehe... Oh, Pinky Joe
      Kim: So, this creating a monster thing runs in the family.
      (Mrs. Possible comes up to Kim's room with the "brain loaf")
      Mrs. Possible: Saved you some brain loaf, Kimmie.
      Kim: If I said the Ron trouble is rising, would you come back with a story of a psycho rat?
      Mrs. Possible: No, but I might work in an "I told you so".