Dale (talking about his version of the firehouse fire): Bill had his face buried in a french bread pizza. Hank was giving orders as usual, and Boomhauer thought being a fireman meant a chance to work on his tan. Of course, he didn't realize his tanning lotion had been replaced with some icy hot Hank bought for Peggy's humiliating groin pull. (chuckles) But then the fire alarm went off, and Boomhauer knocked over his tanning lamp as he bolted upright. I raced for the fire truck with lightning speed. ... uh... that's all I remember.