(Hank takes Connie to the ER)
Hank: Is she gonna be okay?
Nurse: She's going to be fine. I've taken care of things for now, but here is a list of products for Connie, which you can pick up at any pharmacy.
Hank: Uh, couldn't you just give her this stuff? You are a hospital.
Nurse: No, you have to go and buy them.
Hank: I mean, let's say I got stitches: you might send me home with a box of Band-Aids if I asked for 'em, right?
Nurse: Band-Aids aren't going to work in this situation -- please, don't try Band-Aids.