Peggy: Billy, there you go, mhm-hmm, there...Student: Sister Peggy, I dropped my practice wafer on the floor.Peggy: Five-second rule.Hank: Excuse me, sister. I'm looking for..., Peggy?!Peggy: Holy crap!Hank: What are you wearing?Peggy: It is called a habit, sir, and you are drunk. I'll be right back. Danny, lead the room in a game of Bible hangman. Alright, I am going to be straight with you, I'm not really a nun. I am only pretending to be a nun so I can teach here.Hank: You would rather lie than sell an honest day's gas?Peggy: Hank, this is the best job I have ever had. I feel like I'm really making a difference in my student's lives.Hank: You're impersonating a nun! Peggy: With all the gajillion things that are right about this job, you zoom in on the one negative. It's not like I'm impersonating a Rabbi and circumcising people left and right. And people do that, you know. Hank: At least when Whoopi Goldberg impersonated a nun, she was running from gangsters.